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WTF! I thought we were friends? Now I’m sitting at home after several hours in the emergency room from throwing up. I got a throat infection and the doctors say I shouldn’t drink again? At least I have a reason to spit now, since I can’t swallow anymore. —Goodbye weekends
This article appears in Sep 11-17, 2014.
14 Comments
Never spit. Aside from being unattractive, it spreads germs!
What…? Were you expecting me to say something else?!
LOLOLOLOLOL
CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY
“WTF! I thought we were friends.” Goodbye weekends
You never know when your friends will turn on you, the turncoats! Always watch your back!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Reason Nova Scotia is the laughing stock of the country and the economic armpit of North America? See OB…
Alcohol …gave you a throat infection ?!!?
I doubt that very much .
Alcohol’s no friend, my good OP, only a cheap floozie that drains lives and bank accounts. Better to invest your funds in the heady aroma of sweet, sweet ganja.
Goodbye weekends? Are you going to give up weekends now all together just because you can’t drink? Perhaps acquiring a second job or doing volunteer work to fill the void of your alcohol fueled existence?
I learned at 18 that drinking in excess was stupid and unnecessary.
Always a good idea to switch to water BEFORE the party ends up in Emergency.
Yup, let’s just waste more healthcare dollars on stupid young ‘adults’ who have no concept of self control.
Guess grandpa’s going to have to wait for that cardiac surgery- we have students with alcohol poisoning to attend to!
Idiot.
I am the liquor
I guess some people can’t hold their red tassel, Zed. *shrug*
Guess not.
😛
The secret is to hydrate before you dehydrate.
Get a good 2 litres of water in ya during the day if you’re getting knackered that night.
That’ll learn ya from buying dat ol’ cheap n dirty Prince Igor wodka n dat questionable fish taco after closing time.