the fat chick who was KNITTING during [a very small] lecture today: get some fucking class- you cannot possibly know how stupid you looked (since you are oblivious to how RUDE that is) so here it is: you looked fucking retarded sitting there knitting- i needed a fucking spoon to dig my eyeballs out they rolled so far back in my head.

..the nice sales lady at the “Salon”- Yes, I know you’re a “Salon”- silly, silly me for thinking you might sell “Salon” accessories…. seriously, get bent.

..the D-bag in the computer lab right now: the popped collar revolution is OVER. Repeat after me: guido is gay.

..ALL the sales people who wasted my time today while I was shoe shopping- I would fire your incompetant asses so fast for losing a sale/generally being retarded. My questions really were not that complicated… like… “do you have an 8.5 in this?” you MUST hear that 1,000 times a day so please don’t look at me like I just asked you for crack… honestly.

— jesus

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13 Comments

  1. Oh the horrors! Not KNITTING! And some random comments on your inappropriate fat/gay wank.

  2. lololol i thought it was funny. someone knitting during a lecture? that sounds fucking obnoxious.

  3. It sounds like you need to sit down, take a deep breath, and cool the fuck off. You have the right to be pissed off, but calling everyone who pisses you off fat, gay or retarded is kinda lame.

  4. What is your problem, OP? Were the knitting needles making too much noise for your delicate little ears? If something like this bothers you, I’d hate to see you in real crisis.

  5. Wow, one of the few bitches that I actually laughed at recently and it gets shit on heavily. Maybe the knitting was obnoxious for reasons other than the noise it created. And what the fuck does this have to do with how this person would handle a “real crisis”?
    Finally, if the woman was fat and the man had a popped collar, describing them as “fat” and “gay” really isn’t too far off base.

  6. knitting – texting – web surfing. Same difference. I think the OP’s point is it’s rude to allow your attention to wander or to purposefully be distracted when you’re supposed to be part of an “attentive” audience and I agree.

  7. As for the knitting during the class, it is rude. Whomever is giving the lecture, is taking time to be there and give it. If you have more important things to do, then do them somewhere else. As for the other things….calling a guy who has lost his sense of fashion, gay! sounds backwards

  8. Whoa, do you have anger issues?

    And congrats for insulting several societal (word?) groups in one post…way to go……………………MORON.

  9. Jesus there’d be like 12 people knitting during lectures at NSCAD. I never saw a lecturer give a crap, probably because the Bell is an ice cave and we were all trying to keep from freezing to death. You CAN knit and successfully listen to a lecture, you know.

  10. some people need to distract their hands in order to concentrate on what is coming in through their ears. Doodling/knitting/writing notes- what’s the difference?

  11. You go to a “Salon” and you’re calling someone gay?

    Recess is over, back to school, Junior.

  12. wow, talk about ignorant. You rant that the “fat” lady is knitting and have the nerve to call her rude and stupid. So, to make matters worse you say she looked like a retard. WTF is that all about? Shame on you. What does a retard look like? Just like you and me. Go have a look in the mirror. I can’t believe anyone would write such shit and get away with it.

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