All you talk about is how often you have sex with your loser boyfriend and how off-the-hook it is. You do it 3 times a day, every day? Doubt it. You just love sex so much, you say, well I say, no one fucking cares! Now you brought your intimate details to a whole new level and completely crossed the line, when you told me your bf goes down on you during that time of the month. I told you that was disgusting and I didn’t need to know that and you respond with, oh you’re just jealous PRUDE! I can’t fucking stand you! —I Have Sex Too, But I Don’t Need to Tell the World

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  1. nice one persevere, but i’d still rather suck it out of your neck. the old fashioned way

  2. Ditto that PG … and I want to comment further … but what I’m thinking makes me gag and puke in my mouth, so I won’t inflict it on anyone else.

  3. omg i threw up in my mouth a little bit……….. sweet jesus….. i bet this is montrealman trying to get dan savage’s job…

  4. why not tell the world o.p., we might wanna hear how kinky you can get. so that we can forms lines to you, in the future.

  5. Yeah, that’s just line-crossing-grossness, FS.

    OH and hay, guess who came to visit me this morning? Donk! She’s such a sweetheart in person. <3

  6. I definietely does sound like TMI.

    HOWEVER….with a tampon there is nothing gross about oral sex during my period. If there is…you’re doing it wrong. Here’s a hint: shower–> fresh tampon –> go to it. See? Nothing gross.

  7. ——-
    I definietely does sound like TMI.

    HOWEVER….with a tampon there is nothing gross about oral sex during my period.
    ——-

    I agree! Put yer tampon in, then blow the fella.
    No problem.
    Unless you meant licking your bloody bajingo.
    Then you can do it yerself.
    Sebastian? You wanna lick the strawberry jam from this lady’s cooter?

    Wpaul

  8. Imagine waking up in the morning, feeling a lump in your throat then realizing there’s a string attached.

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