This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
T’isn’t the season
Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE Christmas. It is my favourite time of year and every year I look forward to seeing all the lights on people’s houses…but COME ON people. For the love of Christ, turn the lights off already. I understand the whole 12 days of Chr
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You said it. What also makes me want to vomit with rage are those fucking Chrisco ads on t.v. and the rendition of ‘Jingle Bells’playing in the background – fuckofffuckofffuckoff – Christmas is waaayyyyyyy over, you money-sucking jackasses, and I have the goddamn huge Visa bills to prove it.
Can’t wait to see the last of those fucking wire deer. There’s still a herd of them ablaze around my place.