Maybe you’re jerks with a terrible sense of humour. Maybe you’re high on the freedom of living away from home for the first time. Maybe you’re just drunk 24/7. But you know what, Dalhousie freshmen? None of those are good excuses for not flushing the fucking toilet.
It’s bad enough that I’m stuck using a communal, co-ed washroom for the rest of the year without having to check five different stalls every time I have to go. If you can’t even manage this simplest of responsibilities, I don’t know what you’re doing at university. —Apparently the only person on this floor with common sense
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.
“Mastering The Technology of the Commode 101” is usually a 2nd year course, unless you believe that sandwiching it between such mandatory O-week instruction as “No Means No” and “How To Leave A Smaller Carbon Footprint” would not overtax the Freshman brain unduly.
…then again, are sure it’s not one of those “Environmentally Correct” lo-flow toilets. You know the kind, that you have to flush 4 times to make sure the last of your floatie Rosie O’Donnells makes it to Petey’s pool.
Craig Jones: What’s that smell?
Mr. Jones: Must be your upper lip, son, I don’t smell nothing.
Craig Jones: Ew, I do! It smell like you didn’t fall in no mud!
Mr. Jones: [while Spraying air freshener] Just use some of this spray, son.
Craig Jones: Aw, Too much!
[Trying to get the window open]
Craig Jones: What’s wrong with this window?
Mr. Jones: It’s broken, remind me to get it fixed
Craig Jones: [Struggling to get the window open] Damn!
ah, the joys of sharing a shitter, don’t you just wish your college years were over. i never had that trouble, as i had my own joint, and not shared. a big fuck you, to all you fools that share or have to share.
Being able to use a toilet doesn’t get better with age…my office shares a bathroom with the old people across the hall and FUCK the things they do to that place is disgusting. I’m talking pee on the floor, crap on the seat/walls, pubes galore, used TP on the ground…I’m getting naseous just listing these things.
Maybe they were listening to the radio and heard that ad “Don’t flush”….whereby if you aren’t sure if you should flush, DON’T. 🙂
I served a 4 year sentence at Dal res, all I can say is, get used to it.
and a Golgothan is born.
damn you zZz, you force me to google things and yet i’m still perplexed^^
dogma… a classic.
and googling things is good, though firefox doesn’t recognize googling as a word….
or firefox coincidentally.
i’m all shiny and chrome-like^^but only at the shop
zZz…frig u…that was a little disgusting. btw…nice Friday reference.
it’s not that bad… at least there isn’t any corn to be seen.
so I just returned from la commode…
as I embarked on my journey, I passed a fellow leaving the area.
noted…
I get in and lo-and-behold I am granted a lovely surprise…
the titanic staring back at me.
That’s right, an enormous, sunken shitwreck.
I was impressed… it had to be 3 courics…
and now I can’t know for certain if that guy was the hero who laid that out for me or not.
Thanks zZz, think I’ll hold off on super for awhile