Why is it that every shopping cart in Walmart seems to be dragged around by a brain dead potato? It’s like these carts are deliberately left in the middle of the damn store. So when you scrape mr. asshole’s cart out of the way; his head starts to spin and suddenly I’m the scum of the yogurt section. Move your carts, if you drove here then it can’t be that difficult to push a tiny rectangle, hell if you walked here and didn’t run into the door then yes! You can push this cart, and you can avoid hitting me with it as well. —Squished potato
This article appears in Jan 8-14, 2015.
You do realize you are talking about ”The People of Walmart”. Walmartians are brain dead potatoes.
“Gonna have a hard time explaining this one to the kids, a week before Christmas” says Officer Darren Wilson
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/…
THE WALMART SYNDROME
“Why is it that every shopping cart in Walmart seems to be dragged around by a brain dead potato?” Squished potato
The reason lies in the fact that there is a very low correlation between those who shop at Walmart and even the average intelligence among those who do not. Indeed, there is an inverse statistical correlation: the more people who shop at Walmart the lower is their average intelligence. This is called “The Walmart Syndrome.” One’s intelligence falls by a median measure of ten the moment one enters the store. You can see that for those of naturally sub-normal intelligence this will be disastrous.
The question, of course, is what were you doing shopping there?
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
Rare I agree with MM, but today…
A couple of years ago I visited Walmart for the first time. I needed a particular item that only they seemed to carry locally so I thought, “What the heck. It won’t kill me to go there once”. Anyway, I parked at the far end of the lot and as I was approaching the store I noticed two police cars parked directly in front. Just as I arrived at the doors two police officers came out with a scrawny, scrappy looking guy in handcuffs. The guy had an unperturbed expression on his face – as if this was a normal day. As they passed by me the guy looked up at the sunny blue sky and said to the police officers, in a rather cheerful voice, “Turned out to be a nice day after all.” The police officers did not return his conversation as they ushered him into the back seat of the car.
And that was the manager….>; )
^^ prob Dartmouth
^^^ No. Halifax. But a Walmart is a Walmart is a Walmart. And a Walmart by any other name is still a Walmart.
The Wal-Mart I once visited in North Dakota made our local Wal-Mart look like Sak’s Fifth Avenue.
RSVP
Hing Frogg (11:19AM)
“Rare I agree with MM, but today…”
But WHY is it rare that you agree with me? What reasons can you deploy to support your assertion? Are we dealing with a rational assertion here or is it only another brain fart? Write back soon.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
Walmart has good deals, but an IQ point is removed for every visit. You answered your own question by your ninth word.