So, I had a crush on you for like three years and finally, we go out for coffee – this was in February. Maybe I was a little over-the-top, I was just really happy to have the opportunity to get to know you better. You said you weren’t ready for a commitment, which is totally cool, I can understand that.
However, we still had a great date, you loved the flower I brought you and we had fun bowling, now you usually don’t even smile at me when we pass and you don’t say hello. What up with that? —Moving to a better city
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.
she probly wanted you to fuck what little brains she had out. well chum, you might have lost that one, but there are 10,000 more waiting in the sidelines. go get em’ tigar. oh and get rid of bowling, just go clubbing, get her drunk and there you go.
she’s not into you for whatever reason. don’t dwell on why. you’ll never know. it doesn’t really matter now. you said you were maybe a little over-the-top, well maybe this combined with the lack of commit-ability, has led her to the crazy conclusion that she now has to be rude to you when she sees you.
Good to see you going. Geesh leaving the city because one woman isn’t interested in you. No great loss.
Wow…you’re just a little bit psycho aren’t you. Even you said you were “a little over the top” and now you want to move because a girl won’t smile at you.
Hope you enjoy your trip out of here on the crazy train.
did you say bowling dude; you took her bowling did you hmm… i think i know why she’s not giving you the radiance 🙂
She probably thought that you took her bowling to see her butt every time it was her turn.
THis little story reminds me of a poem.
Women, women
What a blessing
They can show they’re cunts
without undressing
OP there are billions of women on the planet.
Why would you give a sweet blistering fuck about 1 of them you barely know,to the point you’d move away ?
Not that it matters if you want to relocate…but to do it because of one bitch !
That IMO is fucked up.
Dude: She’s just not that into you! Friends ok but nothing more then that. That’s probabley the unfortunate truth.
It’s probably because you use phrases like “What up with that?”
Nude bowling on X. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
where and when comrade ivan, bring on the broads, or something simular. that would be a blast though.
Only as long as there’s fresh water in the ball washer.
Nyah-ha-ha-aha. That’s a killer!
Some things should not be done in the nude, bowling being one of them… I’m a HUGE fan of the female body but bowling nude? Reminds me of a certain Seinfeld episode…
ha, yes opening jars of pickles…bad naked
hahaha!
Try Nude GLOW-Bowling on X…
and what’s wrong with bowling on a date?
I seriously want to know because I have suggested it before and want to know if it’s not the way to go about it.
Did you put out?
When I first moved to a small town in NS, I asked what people did there for dates. One guy said he like to take his date to the dump at night. Apparently, if you pull up with your head lights off, point towards the pile, then hit the high beams, rats will scatter every which way. At which point, you can impress the girl with your manliness as you use your shotgun to blow the rats to pieces.
I think bowling would be preferable.
i think any activity would be preferable to that…yikes
They did the same thing in small town NB too. Yeehaw.
I’d go bowling for sure. It’s fun and conversation can be limited to what’s happening. Though there are more chances for embarrasing situations to happen… But hey, maybe she was looking for somethig less athletic and more serene or costly… ya never know what a girl wants unless she tells you.
Where’s the dump ?
Anyone need a date ?
I’ve got 2 shotguns…1 each ~:)
the rat thing sounds like fun…
but every dump I’ve been to has bears and not the friendly berenstain variety either…
so I think I’ll pass.
well at least more offered up a second firearm…who said romance was a thing of the past?
I think playing sports makes a great date unless: you and/or your date are extremely competitive and hate to lose. Then things can get ugly.
I’m not a fan of rats either but killing them for no reason? More cowardly than romantic 🙂
If you want to impress a date at least wrestle a bear or let some pitbulls gnaw on you for a while. Shooting rats makes you look as dashing as an IDF soldier shooting a child or headbutting an elderly woman in the face.
sorry i don’t do sarcasm well ngf…i will add these when i am ^^^
DISCLAIMER: i do not enjoy shooting 4 legged critters
That’s why I wrote it with a “:)” hehehehe.
And bear-wrestling? Come on now 😛
sorry i have no sides, i am not good at subterfuge…i guess that’s why the boyos find me such an easy mark. rawk
shotguns, what a bunch of wusses, use a .22 cal. rifle, no scope, just open sights. and tape a flash light to underbody. the old dump where container pier is,used to give us guys lots of fun nights. the cops knew we were there, because the guy at the gate let us in any night we wanted to go. used to get 40 to 50 each a night. the girls were damn good shots back then. the guys soso. yes, it used to be fun to do that shit.
the thought of you possessing a firearm scares me to the core, LS. please move out of fairview… I won’t be able to sleep.
and I must admit I had quite the laugh picturing “headbutting an elderly woman in the face”. That may make me a bad person…. but it would be damn funny were it not a relative of mine. I guess I found it funny because I picture it more like a MadTV sketch rather than just seeing it while walking down the street.