I’m so tired of courier guys coming in to work and hitting on me, especially a new courier who works in the west end of Halifax. He comes in and hits on me, I must admit I grew fond of him and it seemed the feelings where mutual. I decided to look him up on FB and come to find out he’s in a relationship. Shocked I asked and got a response “Oh I thought you knew.” Couriers like you give everyone else a bad name. If you’re in a relationship, keep your flirts and advances to yourself cause it’s not fair to anyone else. —Has Enough
This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2012.
Aw come on leave poor Pretty Kitty alone would ya? Setting her up thinking you were sweet on her and available. Frig you buddy now we all have to suffer her wrath because she was had, AGAIN!!! Never mind PK you’ll meet your man someday. Maybe. If you get rid of that bitterness 😉
Are feelings that WHERE mutual the same as those that WERE mutual?
Folks who work in a customer service environment tend to be “flirty” with their customers – it has always been this way – and it is only lonely people who take this seriously …… not everyone who flirts is trying to pick you up and take you home …..
second koda, light flirting is pretty common behaviour, it greases the day to day. lots of fun. anyone over 12 should be able to tell the difference between an offer and ordinary friendly flirting. sheesh.
sounds like op is a stalker in training. and humourless to boot. humourless people should all go live on the same island.
So…couriers? Are they the new cable guy/milkman?
Don’t you want somebody to love…
Don’t ya need somebody to love…
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boo hoo
LOLOL! Why are people so naive?
It’s 2012 and we KNOW that people in relationships flirt with other people. No harm-no foul.
But then there’s the idiots who think that a flirt means “I really love you, am in love with you, want you, can’t live without you, etc”.
Next they will be worried that they are pregnant because someone on Facebook poked them.
picking out china patterns because someone held a door open for them.
put a big sign on your desk that says, if it don’t stretch this long, don’t ask me out. and put a ruler down. but let me know when you do it, because i got a big surprise for you baby.
OP, you have their package in your hands so what do you expect?
good one troo, a good one. you warped bastard, but i like it. a gold star for you bud.
Who cares about your personal problems. This bitch is weak sauce!
Yes Styles, they are.
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THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!!
nice! I’d forgotten about that one!
I remember the nice young man who used to be the courier for the office I worked at. He would give me a candy everyday. What a sweetie he was. I miss you Brian!
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Iv-An-Asshole Col (NOT!!) I chose neither option. why should I when pissing you off is so much more fun!! 🙂
I don’t really see why you are so inordinately proud of the fact that “You’ve-An-Asshole” as if it’s some sort of special adaptation that will get you a good job as a Bill Lynch sideshow exhibit. They are, after all, fairly common.
And despite the the fact that the only notable differences between your sloot-chute and the average Provincial Park 2-holer are larger portals, worse pong and more graffitti from previous users, it’s still nothing to advertise.
Seriously, start bragging that “You’ve-Got-Your-Grade 10”. Then we’ll be impressed.
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Iv’An’Asshole: Im just trying to remind you my friend that yes you do have an asshole but you should really treat it, like the rest of your body, with more respect. Yes I realize you are excited to finally recognize that you Do have an asshole. Yes, honey, we know that. Now you can stop reminding us everyday of that fact by stopping being The Asshole. Got it now lame brain? Hey everybody, guess what: Ivan got an asshole —whooohooo.
Ivan, I didn’t know you could sail a point so completely over someone’s head. Well done, sir! Like I’ve said before, I really have no idea how she comprehends sooo little.
Too many aqua-velva mojitos before Judge Judy time. A societal tragedy in which we are all complicit.
‘I remember the nice young man who used to be the courier for the office I worked at. He would give me a candy everyday. What a sweetie he was. I miss you Brian!’ – as in ‘sit, bitch’, ‘roll over, bitch’, ‘beg, bitch’ and my fav: ‘flex the gash, bitch’ – just sayin’.
I’v-an asshole:;; Yeah, wooohooo Ivan got an asshole. We get it Ivan already. Ok, calm down buddy. We all got one. Myself I have many here on the board, but you, ivan are one of the bigger ones!!! wooohooo ivan got an asshole….. alright!!
Never mind ttfn: Brian is a sweetie and no I don’t expect him to sit and roll over. He is just a sweetie, like Blow.
…as Jesus distances himself from his representative here on the Bitch Board.
Since I left a couple months ago, this bitch has really lost her shit, hasn’t she?
Next you’ll tell me she’s fucking Gary.
Paul is Paul
The sign : “If this shopping cart full of pop bottles is a rockin’, don’t come a knockin'” says it all.
Another one flies over your flat head, Pog Cog, maybe you should rent yourself out as an aircraft carrier.
Totally lost the plot, Paul – Psuedochurch Lady + Ollie the Dragon = pure uncut bullshit for the bitchers’ entertainment. Maybe we could rent the ‘pair’ of them for a table dance at our next Summit – then pelt hard candy at them – you’d love that, wouldn’t you, Fog Nog? Memories of Deliverboys.
Ollie the CumDragon, mayhaps?
That crazy bitch comes near me, I’m wheeling out of there.
It’s been a long and troubling autumn. I miss you Bitches.
PisP
we miss you too, i have cookies for you
Don’t worry, Paul, your lovely aftershave would reduce ol’ Cod Wad to a puddle of furnace oil.
Sorry to hear it’s been a lousy autumn for you – hope to see you at the next Summit, buddy, you’ve been missed!
And I feel loved. Thanks!
The CumDragon won’t get close enough to huff my awesomeness. So what’s this I head about the beard of Dennis Cato?
PisP
We’ve missed you too Dogsbody. Hope your xmas is better than your autumn.
I doubt Boghag gets off of South Mountain all that often but you may want to carry a spritzer bottle of vinegar and baking soda, because your hood is prime ciggie-butt harvesting turf.
Keep your head on a swivel and tally-ho.
Without too much details, there were a couple of deaths nearby. I think I told you about one when we met that day in the street. The other one was soon after. Life goes on, etc, but loss is loss. I disconnected from a few things to regroup and take care of business at home. Things are getting decidedly better.
Huzzah!
PisP
DB is in a place of honour where I do my photo printing. I still love the gift from last year.
Happens to us all, Paul, and totally understandable. Life rides in waves but sometimes we flip off the surfboard, so to speak. We loves ya, buddy.
Trying to help, not trivialize
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What a bunch of suckholes. Paul whoever you are if you think these bitches are genuine I have an iceberg to sell you. What a hoot. And Paul, just to fill you in buddy you don’t know me so knock off the dissing or you will get more than you bargained for. Promise you that. I don’t respond to guilt so save it k?
Guilt, Ivory soap, penicillin, Adult Ed., sunlight, the list is seemingly endless.
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I have a courier who is in everyday and he is awesome. Sean your the best……