I don’t give a shit about ~celebrity~ tattooers, tattoo show hosts or mud wrestling (which seems like a poor entertainment idea for an area where people are gathering with fresh wounds, btw). Maybe next year we could try promoting, celebrating and inviting talented, exceptional, international artists? -Fuck your festival

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  1. Don’t go then, retard. Save up a little and go to one you like so you can see your awesome international artists. Also, WTF you don’t think these guys are any good? There’s tens of thousands of tattoo artists in north america alone with these guys getting in magazines and geting on tv in talent competitions and you think they’re not talented or exceptional? More than U done muthafuka!!!

    Finally glad there’s a real bitch tho 😀

  2. I think I would have clued in at the door where it mentioned TATTOO if I hated TATTOO stuff. you know.

  3. Wait and see the exciting stuff we will be able to have once Savage opts for the stadium.

  4. Haha.. silly thing to bitch about.. Not everything in Halifax has to being for everybody.. we have all kinds of special things I don`t enjoy that come through town and I just avoid them.. Tattoo fest. is awesome because I love tattoos but I hate large crowds so I`m not gonna go.. and in my opinion the tattoo artists are talented and exceptional not to mention every year they have international artists.. so.. yea

  5. IS A TATTOO ART?

    : “I don’t give a shit about ‘celebrity’ tattooers, tattoo shows or mud wrestling… Maybe next year we could try promoting, celebrating and inviting exceptional international artists?” Fuck your festival

    : “Art, n. skill, esp. human skill as opposed to nature; skilful execution as an object in itself; skill applied to imitation & design, as in painting etc.” Concise Oxford Dictionary

    : “tattoo, n & v – a mark on skin made by inserting indelible pigments in punctures.” Concise Oxford Dictionary

    Is a tattoo art and the tattooer thereby an artist? Clearly, the poster doesn’t think so. He equates it with “mud wrestling,” a low, crude activity and contrasts both with the work of exceptional international artists. But he gives no reasons for his dismissal of the tattoo. On what grounds does he make the claim? The issue calls for an exercise in conceptual clarification. What, then, are the criteria of art and does the tattoo satisfy them and so win the accolade?

    There can be no question that the tattoo is an artifact, an object not found in in nature but rather one which is the product of human activity, a skill of some sort. But does the skill involved in producing a tattoo rise to the level of art? In other words, assuming that all skills do not embody art – one thinks, for example, of the “skilful plumber” – at what point does a skill become an art?

    There is an obvious sense in which the tattoo, conceived as an object in itself, can well be the product of a skill applied to imitation and design as in a painting. Indeed, as in the case of modern art, the tattoo can go beyond mere imitation and design and embody the tattooer’s imagination, a non-representational depiction of his take on reality itself. So far there seems to be no reason why the tattoo, at least potentially, should not be considered art and the tattooer not an artist. However, one hesitates to quickly award the accolade. Why is this so?

    The tattooer tattoos another person. While the tattooer’s tattoo conceived as an object in itself might win the accolade, one must also factor in the tattooed, the person whose skin has been punctured by those indelible pigments. In effect, he (or she) is little more than the tattooer’s canvas, a passive recipient of the artist’s skilful efforts. The tattoo must not be conceived in isolation, simply as an object in itself. Rather it must be conceived as a comprehensive entity, as a product considered jointly both as an object in itself and as the medium in terms of which that object is displayed. This bi-focal, comprehensive conception of the tattoo entails reflection on the quality of the tattooed, the kind of person whose skin has been punctured by those indelible pigments.

    Perhaps the poster’s mud wrestling analogy was not far off the mark. Generally speaking, the tattooed is a low, mindless idiot, one who possesses little in the way of reflective awareness. In a childish fashion, he is delighted with the design on his skin in the same way that a child is delighted with a coloured ball. If one were to ask him why he got the tattoo in the first place, he would be unable to reply in any meaningful fashion simply because he does not act on the basis of reasons. In his stupified way he can only say that his tattoo is “beautiful”. He fails to understand that this can never be the case. By definition a tattoo is not beautiful but rather it is a disfigurement, a blight on the skin on the tattooed and so it fails to win the accolade of being an instance of art properly conceived.

    My guess is that the tattoo is to be found most commonly among the lower orders of society. Places like the Halifax Underclass, of course, come immediately to mind.

    Thank you for your patience and understanding.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  6. I’d much rather tattoo’s than a race that shuts down half the cities streets …IF I lived there. What , these runners too damn stunds to avoid a parked car or a construction crane, on the SIDELINES !

    But then again, even that’s better than a visit from camel face & Prince for life.

  7. Really? What were you a “prefesser” of, Erma? More importantly, did you find that the stones dug into your knees?

  8. I’m pretty sure I saw someone bitching about the Tattoo festival last year as well. I wonder if its the same person. I also wonder whats up their butt.

  9. You lost me at “tats”.

    It’s tattoo, idiot.

    Secondly- what the hell does mud wrestling have to do with the quality of artists that attend? And if you don’t think tattoo artists are indeed artists, do you not have a pair of eyes? Think outside the infinity symbol with birds flying off it box. Three quarters of those people attending could paint, draw, or tattoo your judgemental ass into the ground. So to speak.

    Stay the fuck home, twat.

  10. Also… no one with fresh tattoos mud wrestles. There are tattoo shops with higher quality sterilization techniques than the hospitals around here (I say this recalling a doctor taking out my friend’s IV after surgery with no gloves on while blood dripped all over the chair). Fuck, people like you make me angry.

  11. RSVP

    Harumph grumblegrumble TITFORTAT! huzzah mumblemumble greyhounds “defend my thesis, defend THIS!” etc.

    Pimm’s #1 Cock.

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