Once again I bitch at myself, because whenever I go out to eat some delicious food at a delicious resty, I barely make way 20% into my meal before I feel like I’m bout to BARF. Then I have to take da shit home in a doggy bag, and when i’m actually hungry again the microwave makes it taste worse.
—need stomach expansion surgery
This article appears in Mar 5-11, 2009.
wow, as the drought of comments suggests, you’re likely not about to get any sympathy here.
in all honesty, portion sizes are very distorted when you eat out. If the microwave makes it taste like crap then why use it? what did you order?
can’t be heated in a toaster oven? stove? lightly fried in a pan? perhaps you should learn some cooking skills as well so as to save some $$$ and enjoy your re-heating take-out experience.
Actually, I don’t think there’s a cookbook out there (that I’ve seen anyways) that is solely about keeping flavor whilst re-heating take-out/leftovers…. that would be a good idea. Some foods only get better the next day or two.
probably because serving sizes in restaurants are insane.. enough for a good 3 people to eat!. Be smart and order something that you think you can easily reheat.. then put it in the oven to reheat, it takes longer but it doesn’t get absolutely killed!
Keep your tiny tummy and don’t eat until you want to puke.. or your next bitch will be about how fat you are..
Shit, I’d kill for a tiny tummy. That’s gotta be the best way to keep the pounds off ever.
Don’t scorn your belly, embrace it!
/jealous
The serving sizes at most restaurants ARE enough to make anyone woof their cookies. Way to go society, lets make people fatter than they already are.. Can I get a whoop whoop?
You don’t know how lucky you are. Me and my 280 lbs body would love to have a tinier tummy.