45 minute wait at popular burger joint for tiny disappointment of a burger. —Burger week cheap-out
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Some girls go an entire evening only to discover a tiny disappointment.
Ba-dum-tish!
At least it wasn’t exorbitantly priced
http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/eat-250-in…
Ace Burger?
I was back in Halifax a few weeks ago and had one, what a disappointment. Then i went to the Westcliff and got a better one for less than five bucks.
Halifax’s gourmet burger fad is over rated and cannot be sustained…… especially when a greasy spoon can do better for a fraction of the price. I also miss pan fried haddock from Gus’ 🙁
Why buy the koolaid when you know it’s poisoned?
Koda we’re talking about hamburgers or sliders, not wieners and hot dogs.
Gotta be the jughead
Wieners, hotdogs, all just the same.
On a more serious note, I want to honour and show my respect to Ivan Sonofabitch and Montrealman.
NEW AVATAR ALERT!!!!! ROMMEL’S RIDE
A limited time offer till I miss my alter ego avatar – Cousin ITT.
Check inside for details.
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: Klyde (03/25, 7:43PM)
A complex post, Klyde. What is “Rommel’s Ride? Who is “Cousin ITT” and where do I check inside for details?
New Avatar Alert! “Das braune Band von Deutscheland!”
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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:Montrealman (03/25, 8.15PM)
Rommel’s Ride is a nickname for the style and design of the vehicle that he used and would resemble half car in front, half tank in back with cat tracks that was well suited to navigate desert conditions in North Africa.
Cousin ITT is a character from the Addams Family show.
My reference to see details inside means, much like you writing about avatars, I have a little write-up about Rommel and his ride.
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: Klyde (26/08, 4:44AM)
Did Rommel call his own car “Rommel’s Ride?” It seems unlikely. Any derivation of the expression? Perhaps a TV show? Maybe it was the Addams Family Show. Was the head of the Addams Family called “Erwin?” Was his nickname the “Desert Fox?” Was the head of the Addams Family forced to commit suicide by Hitler? Where would one find your write-up about Rommel and his ride? Inside what? Erwin’s Diary? Was Erwin’s Diary lying on the table in the Addams Family living room? Did it contain incriminating evidence? Was it sexually explicit? Where was the Addams Family’s house, in Berlin? Were they Nazis or were they secret agents working under cover? For whom?
As I previously remarked, this is a complex post.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Rommel called his two captured British command vehicles “Max” and “Moritz” after a pair of mischievous (and possibly inbred) cartoon kids.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm…
The head of the Addams Family was called Gomez, and yes, sadly he was forced to commit suicide, for his involvement on Count von Stauffenberg’s abortive plot to blow up Herman Munster.
The Addams’ family retainer, Lurch was portrayed by character actor Ted Cassidy, who, to date is the only thespian on record to have played an android on the original Star Trek AND Bigfoot on the Six Million Dollar Man.
Also, according to George C. Scott, Rommel was “a magnificent bastard” and he did indeed “read his book”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJXKVOxqkWM
A major cinematic moment, to be sure, but not the sort of remark one wants to make at the height of climax, as I learned in my rambunctious college years.
the westcliff is the best, my burger week burger was burnt and dry
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: Montrealman (03/26, 8.35AM)
I believe it’s the story that was never told because of repercussions and shame from family and higher ups.
You see, what they didn’t tell was the fact that Ilse (She Wolf) was in the back seat with Rommel, and Rommel being a manly man noticing that Ilse with her riding crop, and high heel stilettos was sitting pretty provocatively across from Rommel with her legs partly opened. He noticed that her Labia was truly magnificent and says to himself “Hmm, I must have some of that. What he didn’t realize was that Ilse had an insatiable appetite and didn’t stop till all that was left of him were bones. So one could say that he had the ride of his life besides just being Rommel’s ride. The replica model of Rommel’s ride clearly shows him smoking a cigarette and saying ” Damn, that Ilse was well worth it”.
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: Ivan Sonofabitch (03/26, 2:30PM)
Yes, I think I have it now. Max and Moritz were clearly inbred idiots and were dispatched as humanely as possible at Auschwitz while Rommel had indeed read George C. Scott’s book, “The Magnificent Bastard” and took the soubriquet as his own. Such are the strange twists and turns of history.
: Klyde (2:30PM)
I understand. I can see that repercussions and shame from family and higher ups would redound upon Rommel as a result of his lusting after Isle’s magnificent Labia. Initially one supposed that it was her magnificent genitalia to which reference was made but the capitalization clearly indicates a name. “Labia” must have been Isle’s magnificent dog. There would have been no repercussions and shame from family and higher ups if Rommel lusted after Isle’s magnificent genitalia but they bloody well drew the line at his unchecked bestiality.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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:Montrealman (03/26, 3.18PM)
Now I know why they called Rommel the “Desert Fox”
A minor point of historical relevance:
Rommel fought over Libya, not labia.
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: Ivan Sonofabotch (03/27, 7:03AM)
Are you criticizing Lybia’s labia?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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MontrealMan (03/27, 2.57PM)
My sentiments exactly MM. Ivan, there is nothing wrong with Lybia’s labia or labia from any other nation.
What would really turn my crank would be to watch my Habs with an all labia roster.
CLENCHED LABIA
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: Klyde (03.27, 4:59PM)
On reflection, Ivan Sonofabitch’s comment (7:03AM) might have had some point. One thinks of the searing heat and the desert sandstorms of Lybia resulting in clenched labia to ward off unwanted granular intrusion. It explains the burka but my thinking is that the frequent clenching and unclenching of Lybian labia might have resulted in their extraordinary muscular development.
One hears, of course, of adepts after a few beers, being able to pick up peanuts between their buttocks. Could the same be said about the dexterity of those possessing equally agile Lybian labia? Do their labia have a similar freedom of action and purpose? Further studies are required.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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:Montrealman (03/27, 8.05PM)
You’re just too funny my friend, I’m busting a gut thinking how a Lybian muscular labia could really hurt a guy with the clenching and unclenching. I believe I’d have 5 smokes in my mouth after that magnificent experience. Much like how Rommel felt after Ilse finished with him. All that would be left of me would be my hair.
Yea NUKKA, that pan fried haddock at Gus’s was a good plate.