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To all you people who stand at the ATM, after you’ve finished your transaction, and slooowly read your receipt, or rummage throughy our purse, or dial your phone: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY! You’re finished with the ATM, make way for the next person!
This article appears in Apr 10-16, 2008.
6 Comments
This is a bitch after my own heart. I don’t know how many times I’ve stood behind some brainless knob who is shuffling through his/her entire financial portfolio or gawking at the printed balance like it was a message from the late J.H. Christ. Or counting their money and recounting it. Or pressing the buttons like a retarded snail. All these things can be done just as well AWAY from the ATM. I’m with the Donald on this one even if his hair does look like it could shelter a family of otters.
What can I say, im an assman , so ladies, keep standing there so i can take pictures with my mental camera
travis what is with you and your mental camera in every post.. take your camera and shove it up your ass..
Well gee myself I prefer to not have adjustments made to my account balance because I accidentally put in too much, or too little. It does happen, and it can be damn inconvenient if you have bills to pay to find out you’ve been over-drafted.Though I do have to admit just standing there staring at the receipt is bad, you can do that while walking away.
Thank you, lalala. My sentiments exactly.
Donald, I’m with you on this one. I swear there are people who compose fucking symphonies on the ATM! Beep…beep…boop…beepbeep…blurp…Move along, for shit sake!