so to all those “people” with SCREAMING kids…..when you are in a store and your kid freaks out for more than 5 seconds its time to LEAVE….get out….not just sit there because you are immune to this type of behavior. Some of us aren’t! Its absolutely annoying and pisses off more people than just me…good thing for you I like that store and didn’t want to be banned for giving you my advice in person …and PS showers and toothbrushes are “mainstream” now…
—Sick of Stupidity
This article appears in Aug 13-19, 2009.
bwahahaha “showers and toothbrushes are mainstream now”…you would think people would understand that by now. I was in a lineup one day, and the chic in front of me had me gagging, she stank THAT bad…and she had an 8 yr old begging her for a toy, and she was acting like a total bitch. Something about how she wasn’t getting another toy to “clutter” up her house. Um, she obviously couldn’t even SHOWER and wear clean clothes, but she was all concerned about clutter?
Oh don’t assume, Rawr.
I swear there is a direct correlation between personal hygiene and the amount of totally useless shit a person possesses. I have some freaky aunts that have no teeth and (unfortunately – I luv ya Marge!) B.O. as well. You should see their place! Shit stacked to the roof throughout the house. Everything they’ve ever owned is still kept in their 800sq foot house.
What about those dudes pushing around shopping carts full of left high heel shoes and tennis rackets with no strings? How do they usually smell? Usually baked bean teeth as well.
“good thing for you…”
“lucky for you I…”
“next time….”
… for once I would like to read a bitch where the bitcher actually said something to the offender’s face (dont get me wrong.. LOVE reading the bitches) but I wanna hear a happy ending.
It’s a store, not a place for you to kick back with your slippies and read the paper in peace and quiet. I truly feel sorry for you if 5 seconds is your tolerance level for loud noises in public.
Good thing for them? BWAHA I *dare* you to go give the parent with the screaming kid an unrequested piece of your mind. Someone putting up with a testy yowling infant for more than the 10 minutes they’re in the store would be able to rip your head off with probably one hell of a pent up temper. I’d bring popcorn for that shit.
SwampDonkey, you have very good survival instincts 🙂
This is when you hire Octomom to appear and tell them how parenting is really done…on second thought…no. Just ignore it and walk away.
Bill Mahar said it best –
“If you’re stuck on the runway for more than 2 hours you get to punch a baby”
If I was stuck on the runway with Bill for more than 2 minutes I’d punch HIM. What a windbag.
Reminds me of an episode of Family Guy when a kid started screaming and Peter went up and screamed back at the kid. If they are allowed to scream, we should be allowed to do it back to them.