Wake up in the mornin hearin cupboards slam,
When you say that you’re tired we don’t give a damn,
When we pee all we see is your hair in the tub,
Please can’t you see that you’re some kinda grub.
We’re talking hair even on the floor floor
Living with you is such a bore bore
We are sick of all the notes notes
What’s with all the deep quotes quotes
We’re not stopping, drinking to have fun
In fact it’s just begun
When your not our roommate we’ve hit home run run
—Your Roomates
This article appears in Apr 1-7, 2010.
This is why rap shouldn’t be allowed on the radio.
This is why dollar signs aren’t for use in names.
umm don’t be giv’n up your day job; cause you be a knob 🙂
and you wonder why young people today are fucking brain dead assholes. well folks, here’s a prime example.
perhaps our resident prose meister could help you with your first attempt at writing
10 bucks says that the OP is a Foundation Year King’s student who is at the end of their rope because the roommate eats meat, and doesn’t wear tight pants, or anything else from American Apparel for that matter.
wait- you’re peeing in the tub?
sounds like YOU’RE the grub.
i’m siding with the roomie;
you sound like a douche to me.
though i wish you luck,
your writing sucks sucks
Yeah, I’m with plushtashe. You sound like a dumass.
tick tock, suck my cock
ahh, the return of the good Doctor F…how was jail? 😉
Anyway, a few thoughts as I sit here at the fuel pumps:
1) As Plustache asked, why are you pissing in the bathtub?
2) Why are you wasting your parents’ money with uni? You know, you can still get drunk if you move back to PEI and work at the bowling alley…
3) Constant vacuuming, notes, slamming cupboards – how is that “boring”?
Sounds like a good time to me!
haha this is awesome
your mother locked you in a closet before she went out turning tricks didn’t she; that sucks but don’t ever post something like that again 😉