This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Tight ass
I work downtown and each floor has a two cubicle washroom. That’s fine and well expect for the stupid twat who stands in front of the fucking sink for ten-fifteen minute stretches, primping her hair, brushing her teeth, spraying herself with smelly shit
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If you need to crap, go to another floor, preferrably a floor where the big wigs are found, every tower has them. These people are never there…. you can almost expect to see tumbleweeds flying by. These bathrooms haven’t been used in days. Spare your coworkers the grief of having to be choked everytime they walk into the stall you just blew your ass off in.
You want to shit in peace? Hmmm, best way to clear out a place would be to just let it rip. The explosive mixture of hot hair and poo will only just drive ’em out and they’ll stay out. Then you can ease up.
Hahahaha do you work @ purdy’s wharf??? cuz theres lots of those around there. Hahaha
Downtown Halifax or Dartmouth?
Downtown Halifax. Government Building. Who else would be able to take a 15-20 minute bathroom break on top of their other two (legitimate) daily breaks?The worst part is that she looks like a warthog before she slaps all that shit on her face and she looks like a tarty warthog afterwards.