What difference does it make?  I ditched you because you’re an asshole and a user.  Not to mention the lousiest lover I’ve ever had in my life. Not for any other reason that you drummed up in your pea brain. —I’m Not The Asshole, You Are

This article appears in Mar 1-7, 2018.

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  1. The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
    The answer is easy if you take it logically
    I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
    There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

    She said it’s really not my habit to intrude
    For the more I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued
    So I repeat myself, at the risk of being cruel
    There must be fifty ways to leave your lover, fifty ways to leave your lover

    Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
    Don’t need to be coy, Joy, just listen to me
    Hop on the bus, Gus, don’t need to discuss much
    Just drop off the key, Marie, and get yourself free

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