Happy Hallmark Day, you freaks. Hope you enjoy your Dutch ovens. Grumble, grumble…. —If Only I Were Hip, I’d Shake It, Too
This article appears in Feb 9-15, 2012.
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When “Say It With Flowers” just doesn’t cut it:
http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/St-Valenti…
Say it with a Thompson M-1928 submachine gun
cheer up, OB you don’t have long to wait…http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/
go xeno… there are very few days I’d wish to repeat like in groundhog day…
but I’d definitely give that day a go 10 000 times in a row.
oh, wait-you guys don’t have that holiday…http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/images/cards/steak-and-blowjob-card-4-lg.jpg
I think Pilcher’s Flowers on Windsor makes up more holidays/special occasions than Hallmark 😛 I believe I read on their sign once “[Insert date here] is Administrative Professionals day! Show you care with a bouquet!”
Mel, administrative professionals day used to be called ‘secretaries day,’ and you better believe I always remember my peeps on that day-cards and flowers and sometimes balloons.
fuck valentine’s day and all the trappings from the big companies that go with it. a little lovin and some booze, sets the mood better than a card and roses.
Once decorated a cake for an eighty something woman, she got us to write ” Happy Fucking Valentines Day You Sexy Bastard!” I think of her each and every Valentines Day 🙂
LS: Consider this:
♡ is not the shape of a heart; a heart is shaped like a fist. ♡ looks much more like the head of a man’s penis or a woman’s vulva.
Does that make you feel better, you lusty old goat?
“lusty old goat” i think you should change your name, suckster^^sometimes, offal is good
I hope everybody enjoyed their VD. Hope it was special.
Dutch ovens..?
Happy V day bitchers.
xeno, what say next year, we get together, and have our own SPECIAL type of celebration?
and oh yeah gang, i just started a new thing here. i call it,”FUCK OF THE MONTH CLUB”.
(crickets)
this one’s for you, critter guy http://thedailywh.at/2012/02/14/tiny-repti…
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?…
painy, so that’s where kelly got his brain from, very interesting. now we have to look again, at all the polititions, and see who else has one.
That was a very cruel comment Suckster. What did that poor little chameleon ever do to you?
>; )
this is my kinda dutch oven http://iweb.cooking.com/images/products/en…
yea..they’re old (very) school crock pots..me I love the clay bakers..or romertopf 🙂
Ahhh Le Creuset….EXCELLENT cookware. Expensive as all hell but definately worth the money.
FYI I make a meannnnnnn Guinness beef stew. (drool)
Of course, what with my mind perpetually in the gutter, this is the “Dutch Oven” that immediately sprang to mind when I read the post:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven_(p…)
(I got a particular kick out of the “Dutch Oven Surprise”…)
Not to be confused with this:
http://files.sharenator.com/rudder_RE_Febr…
(shudder)
You’re a very naughty boy, Vastie!
i have one of these but i broke the lid http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/…
I could have lived my entire life without knowing the alternate meaning of a Dutch Oven…
…on a related topic, I rarely visit the sex advice area of alt. newspapers anymore, but the last question I read I wish I could burn from my eyes: Dear X, my girlfriend has been bugging me for months to let her fart in my mouth after sex. What should I do?
I didn’t stay around long enough to read the answer, but the question itself has bugged me. Why would anyone WANT to do this? What if a ‘shart’ popped out? (or is that the challenge?) Why is this sexy? It’s like whatever you call that public display of sticking a finger in someone’s bum…what on earth for? Ew!
it helps jump start their day, dear girl.
Hay Painey – there was an article on the Egg Carton Tank in that other free newspaper, this morning. Put a smile on my mug, again, it did.>: )
Just saw this comic–how apropos! http://www.rhymeswithorange.com/