I bike everywhere and I am all for wearing helmets. I wear my helmet ALL the time. But first thing in the morning on a HOLIDAY when I am just busting around the corner to water some greenhouse plants, you—asshole cop—follow me into my driveway, treat me as if it’s a crime to a) not wear a helmet when it is like a ghost town on the streets and b) have to go 20 feet into the kitchen to get my ID… ASSHOLE!
I gave you no back-talk and have never done this before, but you ticket me over a hundred dollars! Are you fucking kidding me? Really I wish you could put your EGO and tax paid time to better use! Save it for the people who deserve it. —Used to be Happy But Now Very Angry Biker Girl
This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.
Uh… doesn’t matter when or where, the law’s the law.
The cop ain’t no asshole in this case, OB — that honour belongs to your arse.
and you a entitled because of what again? it’s assholes like you, that lie thru your teeth, that the cops give tickets to. and no, there is a helmet law everyday, no exceptions. same as seatbelt laws, you can say to you or anyone else, well today, i won’t buckle up or helmet up. that is just being a bigger idiot than you are/were/will be.
they have no choice ob, their superiors told them, no exceptions
Yep. The law is the law, with no exceptions.
ie- “I drank and drove, but only because I had to wait over two hours for a cab” or “I did steal that shirt, but it was only worth twenty bucks”.
You deserve a ticket!
*sides with “asshole cop”*
It’s the law to wear a helmet when you ride your bike. Just like if you were only driving a block in your car, you still have to wear your seatbelt.
Queen Victoria is disappointed in you.
What if you fell and smacked your head and the cop saw it, guess what he’s coming to help and call for paramedics and to make sure you will be alright, is he an asshole then? Grow up Biker Girl
NOTICE TO ALL
the law is suspended on holidays…
feel free to:
drink right from the bottle wherever you go
urinate and defaecate freely at will wherever it is convenient to do so
loot
freely carry and discharge/use any and all weapons you may have in your possession
fuck all the men, women, children, and animals you want… wherever you want… and regardless of whether or not it’s what THEY want
also feel free to murder them either before or afterward
…
need I go on?
I’m almost convinced you should be wearing the helmet regardless of whether you’re riding a bike or not.
“I’m smarter than the people who make and enforce the laws; therefore they do not apply to me”
Get fucked, you dumb cooze.
If it was at all possible to Taser that Olympian sense of self-entitlment out of you, you’d be wearing 2 perms right now – upstairs and down.
If you were just going around the corner, how about doing some old-fashioned walking? Oh, wait, then someone might not know how hip you are for riding a bike.
People die on holidays too.
Aww I guess showing some leg and batting your eyes didn’t work. Poor baby. Next time someone breaks into your house on a holiday, don’t worry, he or she isn’t breaking a law cause it’s a holiday.
Another cyclist who thinks their shit doesn’t stink – enjoy the fine fucknutz
Oooh Survivor… you just can’t catch a break. You didn’t even mention your son?
Serves you right bikegal!
Hey guys IMMA BACK!!
I went on this kick ass vacation to Mexico, partied till the we hours in the morning, got my dick sucked and put into a vagina a few times. Had no ‘puter for a little while there wahhh! But bought a new one since I’m now making 80K a year ohh yeahhh!
I’m really happy for you Brawdove, good for you.
As for you OP, I guess you learned your lesson didn’t you young lady! Justice doesn’t take a holiday.
Apparently you DO NOT wear your helmet all the time!
Sounds like “we ALWAYS used protection” but this one time …..
How large is your ranch that it required a bicycle to get to the plants?
Happy Holiday to you and your bike!
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IMMA BACK
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(yawns)
How much did you pay for the venereal disease/hep C?
Never mind.
Don’t care.
Wp
http://the-coroners-report.blogspot.ca/201…
Are you shittin me?
Laws are laws, darlin, regardless of what day of the week it is.
Oh, and you’re the ass, not the cop. Wear the helmet as you’re supposed to and you wouldn’t have had this issue.