Stop fucking so late at fucking night. Your bed is right above mine and while sure I love to fuck just as much as the next guy and am not 100 percent sure mouse is enjoying it. She stays silent while you thump thump thump away in the same pattern day in day out. I’m starting to get really fucking annoyed. But hey what am I to do knock on your door and say hey dude mind not fucking at 2:30 am on a Monday morning or a Wednesday morning… I mean fill your boots but remember you’re living in an old house and I can hear when you walk around like the be oouf that you are and when you are thumping mouse she doesn’t express any satisfaction and I am comparing this to hearing you guys talk and laugh in other situations but not even so much as a peep when you guys are going at it! I know you can hear us but at least we’re not fucking at 2:30 Tuesday morning! No wonder I had to listen to your alarm go off this morning for 35 minutes at 6:30, which was just icing on the cake. Sometimes I wonder if you’re screwing a doll because no one gets fucked for 25 minutes straight with out so much as an “OH GOD YA” at their orgasm. I mean your routine is so fine tuned that I can tell when you’re going to cum and I am not even in the same room as you… to bad it doesn’t sound like it. KEEP IT ZIPPED UP BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 12am-7am. —I Scream When I Get Fucked
This article appears in Nov 22-28, 2012.
This makes me want to write a bitch about run on sentences.
She never makes any noise? Yeah must be an inflatable doll or else he’s got a little peice of fettucinni that you can’t even feel.
maybe she wears one of those gag balls..
geeze bud, move if it bothers you. wear ear plugs. you can’t expect people to arrange their sex lives for your convenience. maybe they like the audience. try clapping at the end of it.
move. those thin walls and floors have to be two way. maybe they hate hearing you tooting away on the toilet each more while they are in post coital ennui
OB ….I almost sprayed my coffee on the monitor !
Perhaps, the mouse is just so mortified by your screaming, & having to listen to that, she doesn’t want you listening to her peak . Just an FYI if doggy style’s one of their favorite positions ….she may be screaming into the pillow & that’s muffling her moaning etc.
I guess yer just gonna have to get a waterglass & place it against the floor/wall & listen a bit closer to find out for sure. Because its obvious you don’t want to try using ear plugs …you might miss something that way …lol
Also fake.
You must have a very boring life. You seem to know their love life, play by play. Which tells me yours is nothing to write home about. In short, Get a life.
For a minute there I thought the person complaining was on the bottom bunk.
Now that would be awkward… as having heard about it on occasion in University.
now, now o.p., there is nothing wrong at all with a good nighter. i am at my very best first thing in morning, and last thing at night. but pretty damn good in between too. you are a screamer, good thing you don’t know me then, you would do a lot more than that, just sayin’.
lol fuck you OP. How would you feel if you tried to seduce your partner and they said “we can’t, the neighbors will hear” probably like shit.
I’ve been with screamers and I’ve been with girls who don’t make a lot of noise, even when they were climaxing, people’s sex habits are all over the map.
Lastly, maybe that’s the only time they really have the opportunity due to work schedules and whatnot.
I get a kick out of hearing people fucking. I say good for them.
MYOGDMFB
Well OB, you could always try this some night:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dS0-lvey5w
Tape yourself and send a copy to your upstairs neighbor. He MIGHT take the hint.
I agree with OP. If your neighbours are making loud noises in the wee hours of the morning on a weekday, it’s rude and inconsiderate. It doesn’t matter if it’s sex or polka. What if somebody has their internet porn cranked up at 2:30 in the morning? Same difference isn’t it? Because it’s sex, they get a pass? No.
Still.. I’m pretty sure you’d be laughed at if you call the popo’s to enforce the bylaw.
Probably Zed but if I was OP’s position I might try to find a way to tactfully suggest an earlier breeding time to the neighbors.
Or, at the very least, buy a 2 dollar set of ear plugs?!?!?
he could always mask the noise with good old barry white. loudly.
write a detailed note describing your interpretation of the play by play, right down to the octave the suction sound is in. Actually that could go either way for you. That is just the thing, for some.
this song, really loud http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-W-a7ZLpFs
awwwwwwwwwww patches!
here, this is uber sensual… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_pX1-IxRBY
flip side of seasons in the sun. no one believes me
hahaha, that’s great. never underestimate the b side
This is a good tune to do the nasty to =)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=playe…
i’m going to bring the hound’s leash to the shop, hugo
GD The flip side of Season’s in the Sun was a good tune.
Hey painy, thanks again for watching Blue the other day. Gonna drop by the shop again today if that’s OK.
that’s fine, the bear will be there, i’m going to get some cookie supplies
Noise is not the only way to determine how great the sex was. This may be tricky for you to do, OP, but check the lad’s back for shredding.