I’m tired of the assholes on here that hi-jack the various threads and can’t stay on topic. Fuck you Miles, Qwerty, et al….stay on topic and don’t take this thread off topic!!!
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Thread hi-jackers!!!
I’m tired of the assholes on here that hi-jack the various threads and can’t stay on topic. Fuck you Miles, Qwerty, et al….stay on topic and don’t take this thread off topic!!!
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well clearly now we need to fill up this thread with drivel….any ideas for a subject?steal wool-neither steal, nor wool: discuss.
Steel wool comes from steel sheep!
I prefer SOS pads. I really appreciate a nice fresh SOS straight out of the box. They get really disgusting if you leave them wet….slimy anf rusted. Maybe I should switch to plastic scrubbies, but I’m concerned about BPA. What to do?
ooh yeah, fresh scrub pads.,…it’s sort of like that first scoop of peanut butter from a new jar. satisfying.
I used to date a girl that kept one of those steel wool pads in the front of her panties… Weird huh..
Put your SOS pads on foil and they won’t rust – the Happy Fucking Homemaker.
Fuck, Floyd, you made me laugh so hard, the SOS pads in my armpits fell off.
I once stuffed a pillow with SOS pads. Going to sleep on that pillow is truly indescribable….like floating away to dreamland on soapy, metally goodness.
Try flossing your teeth with one. It’s the toothy equivilant of fingernails on a chalkboard.
Hmmm…interesting. And I thought I was being edgy by duct-taping them to my nipples.
Steel wool does not make for a good spermicidal sponge.And that’s one to grow on.
However it does make a fantastic Chastity belt, no lies
It’s a great exfoliant, especially for those dry, cracked feet.
Here’s a tip for you ladies: pin and SOS pad over each ear. Your man will think you’re Princess Leia. He will do you like a hooker!
They make great nipple polishers as well. But don’t scrub too hard – nippleless women are a hard sell….
aahhhahaha good one Tasha.I’m going to try that tonight.
Ever have that “not so fresh feeling”?
On a more wholesome note: string a bunch together to decorate the Christmas tree! Oh Holy Night indeed.
…and they can be used as an inexpensive toupee for all you self-conscious baldies out there.
Remember those douche commercials where the young (and presumably sex-sullied) lady has the “not so fresh feeling”? Her wise old Ma would whip out a box of douche that she’d been carrying in her back pocket for this very occasion. Their eyes would meet and mist over. A truly bonding moment.
My Catholic mom would whip out a box of SOS pads with frowning disapproval and remind me that jesus died for my sins.
I like the toupee idea best of all. It would be some real righteous moss. Kind of like Don King hair…except, you know, you could wash stuff with it.
Sounds like something a Catholic mother would do. Mine used to flog herself with celery stalks while screaming Hail Marys at our glo-in-the-dark crucifix.
Why celery? Does it have more soul-cleansing properties than other crustiferous vegetation?
Piper Laurie should never have been allowed to adopt.
Flexibility, Tasha. My mother could have had a serious career teaching Confession and Penace 101. Pope Bendy-Dick would have loved her.
Rhubarb would be similar and it has the added suffering-inducing property of being slightly poisonous. You know you really love God, when you self-flagilate with rhubarb.
You recovering Catholics are freekin hilarious. All neurotic and shit. I once had a roomie who actually believed in the Devil. I mean, literally! She was raised in a Catholic orphanage, ergo completely fucked up.On that subject, I think that SOS pads sewn together would make a great substitute hair shirt. You know…nice and bulky to accomodate our Canajin winters.
The guys I work with made a fake rat out of steel wool, attached to some fishing line….scared the shit out of me…..fuckers!
Anal wart removal. Cleanse and disinfect!
Omg…y’all are too much. Has anyone figured out what topic we’re supposed to stay on yet?Aw fuck it. Confucious say: “He who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky finger.” And anal warts. Yummy. Hmm…what’s for supper??
Once the SOS pads are finished scrubbing the warts, the pads are left to rust, at which point they bear a remarkable resemblance to Shredded Wheat, which makes an excellent choice at dinner OR breakfast!
Miles, you can self-fellate? Now that is truly a gift!
Just one of his many gifts.I hear he’s a diet cokehead, though.
Well that explains the long periods of silence…
Anyone else have special gifts they’d like to share with the class? ……anyone?……..anyone?……I can blow bubblegum with an orifice other than my mouth….I’ll let you guess which one *giggle*!
A queef bubble??? Even my sick twisted mind has never imagined such a thing. I demand proof on video!!
Can U blow Nose bubbles, Tasha?…couldn’t resist, jams.
Good work! Laugh over laughs.I think queef bubble-blowing is a Crazy, Unreal Nether-region Talent!
Steel wool to queef bubbles. Tell me with a straight face you are NOT amused, OP??????????????????You are full of shit if you say no. And you’re wondering what that queef bubble smells like too, ADMIT IT!!!!!
I gots the skills Bebeh.
To use the colloquial: BTW, I always called it a “queeb”. Do we need to do some googling?
Sure Tash. i actually did google queef the other day because qwerty was using it and i wasn’t sure it meant what i thought…and it did…http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queef
Tash, I also need to know. How does “it” chew the gum? Maybe vagina dentata isn’t a myth after all???http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOF1yVVBXe4&feature=related
Didn’t you see “The Wall”? The hyper-paranoid animation sequence with the giant man-eating twats? It’s based on a true story, you know.
Forgot about that! Long long time ago. There may have been drugs involved.
Tasha the segment with the giant twats is actually the flowers…timeless… a masterpiece… Some of the best animation I have ever seen… http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ARXKvVeVtXg
Nice link, Floyd. Probably one of the most succinct pieces of animation ever. The vagina dentata theory always intrigues me. I read once about a condom for women they were trying to patent in Africa to stop rape – it had built-in teeth that would tear your penis when you pull out. Google it, I’m serious. It should be under a search for “one of the worst rape deterrents ever” or “surefire way to make your rapist kill you”. But I think it might be called the “anti-rape condom”.
I love miles and qwerty how dare you asshole!
Floyd dude you almost made me piss myself! giant twats fuck lol