You gave me the best ride of my life (my knees are still weak), then snuck out. You call almost a week later to apologize and tell me you might have given me an STI. I should hate you, but don’t you dare lose my number, once you get Buddy healthy again I’d LOVE to see him, sneaking out optional. —ReboundGirl

This article appears in Apr 7-13, 2011.

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  2. Really OP? You may have gotten and STI from this guy and you want to see him again? Honestly, get yourself checked out and choose protection over stupid.

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  4. It’s official – we are now living in ‘Gaga-Nation” – whether we want to or not. *shudder*

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  12. im sorry, that wasn’t nice, i take it back. but i certainly hope you don’t pride yourself in being the rebound girl! not cool.

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  13. Way more to this story than you guys need to know, I wanted him to know who he was, not drag all his business out in public. Thanks for the judgment, now fuck off.

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  14. You’re a dickmitten, reboundgirl. You’re being used as a filthy cumdumpster for some diseased prick who can’t even stick around afterwards.

    Anyone who’s proud of getting the “fuck and chuck” and willing to do it again really must not have much self respect.

    Have fun treating that STI, OP. I’m sure you’ll have the procedure down pat for your next round of antibiotics for the next STI he gives you.

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  15. if you don’t want judgement then don’t bother posting anything! and since you said “now fuck off” then i RE-INSTATE my “sux ta be yew” comment …hmph! 😛

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  16. … ok you got an STI from the guy which obviously means he was sleeping around well …. probably without precaution. Ok, he may have been a great lay but say “oh heyyy come back, even if you gave me this, it’s ok I still want you” sounds desperate and frankly disgusting. Sorry.

    He’s a moron too for using you.

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  17. Prepare to lose.
    He was in a really long relationship, the bitch picked up and gave him a disease in the last week of it, so he didn’t know. He’s a SUPER sweet guy, who got his heart broke bad.

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  18. and we did use protection, he called just in case, again proving he’s a NICE guy, cause his ex says she did too.

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  20. But he got his heart “broke” bad, zefdonk!

    If he was such NICE guy, why’d he ‘sneak out’ afterwards?

    I’m sorry, protection or no protection – why would you be happily admitting to being a rebound girl? I’m pretty sure the term “rebound relationship” is usually associated with… well it’s not generally seen as desirable. But, if you wanna get used by some guy, well, good for you, I guess.

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  21. Really not gonna just pour this guys life onto the web, I wanted to get this posted in the paper. I didn’t like the way I was being talked about so I literally made this account to defend myself, I probably shouldn’t have even bothered to humour you web-based losers. Like I said, there’s a lot to this, but it’s not your business, Coast editors PLEASE print my Love/Bitch next week?! I’m not as shady as I seem, just don’t mind having a short term fling with a nice guy that rocked my world in and out of the bed.

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  23. IF you didn’t want this guy’s life on the internet, WHY make a bitch/love about it?

    You exposed yourself and him, not us. And because we aren’t all fawning over you, we’re all “losers”? HAHA. That’s rich.

    Take some personal responsibility, you fucking tard. You’re the only one at fault for putting his info out there. We don’t give two shits about this guy’s life, but don’t expect us to not comment. You’re obv. familiar with this site since you’ve posted a love on here, so it’s not like you weren’t aware that comments were possible.

    Have fun treating that STI! 😀

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  24. I read the Coast, so I’ve seen the bitch/love section. I talked about the Coast with this guy, he said he reads it every week. I THOUGHT I was writing something to be printed in the paper. Posting one thing does not make me “familiar”. Perhaps I should have researched more before typing it, but it’s too late for that now, isn’t it?

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  25. “… the best ride of my life (my knees are still weak), then snuck out” … I still can’t get over that statement ReboundGirl. You still want him to come back??? I just don’t get it.

    Some of them want to use you
    Some of them want to get used by you

    I suppose … whatever works. Don’t expect anything from this guy, nice or not.

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  28. There are lots of “nice guys” out there who are huge assholes. Demeanor is one thing, actions? Quite another.

    Sneaking out after fucking you? Um, you’ve heard of the term “fuck and chuck” right, OP? I’m pretty sure he got what he wanted from you and I highly doubt he’ll be back. It’s totally not uncommon for guys getting out of a relationships (long term, at that) to go out and fuck the first willing thing they can find, right? I’ve heard this time and time again from guys I know. It’s not even uncommon for them to go out and fuck some new piece of ass the same day they were dumped. Men just have tendencies to react differently to situations than women, and have a different grieving process. I learned this in my death and dying course in my BA — men are actually quite likely to want to comfort themselves with sex or release tension from a “loss” (and that can mean a loss of relationship or whatever — not just a ‘death’) from sex. Women, don’t tend to share this opinion and often think it insensitive that a guy wants to have sex so quickly after a loss when they’re still grieving. Anyway, long explaination, but whateves. Long explainations are my thing. heehee

    Now he MAY come sniffing back around if he wants a cheap fuck. Don’t expect any more than that, unfortunately. And if you want him back so badly, why not just call him up and say “yo, fucking you was fun, wanna hook up again?” instead of writing it in a public forum and then whining about how you didn’t want people to know who it was. But, since you’ve stated that he makes your knees weak… I suspect there’s more to it than just cheap sex. For you, anyway. I know I’ve never gotten weak in the knees for a guy I was having NSA sex with. But you can bet your ass I get weak in the knees for guys I have those mushy, gooey, icky feelings for. However, maybe that’s just me.

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  35. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *breathes hard through sore abdomen and feels like she’s going to pass out* AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.

    That, right there, zed, redeems you from every mean thing you’ve ever said to me around these parts. And maybe every mean thing you ever WILL say to me.

    <3

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  36. Stupid, stupid, stupid child.

    Word of advice ReboundGirl, when you do finally find a real man, don’t tell him this, or it’ll be history…on second thought, tell everybody, that way they can dodge the bullet.

    btw, being on the recieveing end of the 5-f’s, is nothing to brag about.

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  37. You poor cumdumpster.
    I don’t know what kind of assholes you have been dating, that you would think this asswipe(“snuck out”) is a catch(STD?), but you need to date real guys who respect you and treat you nice, so that you don’t confuse a rebound fuck coupled with sneaking away and crotch rot with a HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.

    Holy crap. I feel really bad for you.

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  38. hahahahahahahahaaaaa! I am so dissapointed in females right now… one more fucking idiot girl who’s going to grovel for cock… sighhhhhhh… oh please diseased nasty cock, you rocked my world, I’m a rebound girl and proud, I want more of your diseased nasty cock cause you managed to fuck me then left on the sly… What kind of person are you allowing yourself to be known as? Please, for the love of cock… have some dignity..

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  39. People here are probably jealous cause they’re not getting “weak in the knees” Good for you rebound girl….wish I was that guy (just not the sti part lol). The fact you still want him prob makes him feel like a million bucks….so you both win!!

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  40. Good for you, OP. You found something you liked. Too bad about the STD, but I doubt he’s the only person in HRM who has one. This is a love site not a bitch, so yes the haters should just as you so eloquently stated Fuck off! To each their own!

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  41. Oh YES, antonovich, I’m soooooo jealous I’m not getting laid by some guy with a diseased-dick who’s using me for sex because he just broke up with his skanky girlfriend and sneaks out after I fall asleep after he fucks me.

    Just what we all want! The fuck and chuck by a guy with VD! How romantic!

    Fuuuucksakes.

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  42. Oh gosh. Hah. I laughed when I posted this Love just thinking about the comments it would inspire. You guys didn’t disappoint. Classic.

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  48. You guys are so funny. Except the cum dumpster part – sorry but that word makes me cringe like the other c-word.
    OP – I give the guy props for having the balls to call you and tell you about the STD part – because most jerks wouldn’t. But nice guys don’t sneak out.

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  50. Isn’t it cute….it’s not my belly – I’m actually not as big right now as I anticipated so I’m booked for belly pics in May – 3 weeks before the due date. I don’t think I can do the bare belly pictures though – but there’s some cute poses I want to get with my little guy and my belly. I’m getting so excited – 7 weeks to go!!

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  51. Actually, one of my bestest friends is expecting any day now and her belly is so tiny! She’s having a little girl and she’s sitting sort of more inwards than in a protruding belly if that makes any sense. She was a cute as a button (my friend) at her baby shower last month. I’m soooooooooooooooooooooooo excited for her because she’s a) one of the bestest people I know, b) she found a GREAT guy to marry and start a family with (really, stand up guy), c) his family adores my friend (which they’d be dumb not to) and d) HER family is just amazing. Her little sister had a little guy last year and he’s SUCH a sweet baby and her family is just over the moon for him.

    It’s really great to see that families like that really do exist 🙂

    … and I can’t WAIT for the little pooper to be born so I can go get some baby cuddles!!

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  52. Aw, congrats, RC! It’s coming up so quickly – really, really awesome.

    Sigh – les bebes. I just got an email from my bf’s mom, apparently there’s a new baby in their family today, a little girl 😀

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  53. I’m not small Miss Kitty…but I was huge with my first little man.
    Babies are everywhere it seems. 4 of my GF’s are on maternity leave now, and 3 are pregnant. It makes waiting hard – but at the same time I’m trying to enjoy the few weeks I have left of sleeping and spoiling my little man….who will soon be a big brother and have to share the attention. I`m really emotional!

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  54. Wait, you 4 friends on maternity leave but only 3 are pregnant? Jeez, I hope I read that wrong…

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  55. Can we get a picture of you so we ALL know who to never fucking sleep with… You know just incase. Gross.

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