What is with all the drivers who randomly turn into oncoming traffic because, fuck everybody?

You decide to just slam a left turn into oncoming traffic like the christ of retards, then look at me with confusion when I flipped your trifling ass off.

The worst part about all this? The person you end up killing will be someone other than yourself. —need to redefine the slow lane

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  1. I’d love to get a Go Pro, mount it on my roof rack and start videotaping the mindfuckery that is HRM traffic.

  2. “… then look at me with confusion when I flipped your trifling ass off.”

    Road rager. When I encounter fools such as this, after I make a mistake while driving, I always make sure to smile and wave. Sometimes they follow me for a while, honking and yelling, red with rage .. I just keep smiling and waving, I must confess that it really IS fun!

    Every once in a while, when the rager sees me smiling and waving, he’ll calm down and wave back. This is always a nice turn of events, when a rager realises that it really wasn’t as important as all that. Or maybe they just like my pretty face when they see me, either way is fine for me!

  3. Whenever any driver gets upset with me because of their inequities in the art of common sense and experience for driving, I blow them a kiss. They drive away scratching their heads.

  4. I think honestly, flipping someone off is hardly road rage. Yes. Some bird-flippers ALSO have road rage. Some people with road rage never show their middle finger. Others who show their middle finger do NOT have road rage.

    If someone almost killed me, blithely flipping the bird is on the calm end of the reaction scale.

    Not sure which end of the various spectrums op falls on. But at least he/she dealt with it with some semblance of humour.

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