I am so tired of having to ride the bus with people who don’t know how to fucking behave on a moving vehicle. Here are some hints:
1- Don’t yell. I know that you think that being 16 makes you cool, but yelling just makes you look like a douchebag to everyone else. It makes me want to haul off and punch you in your fucking stupid face.
2- There are no drinks allowed on the bus. Meaning that if you bring a drink on the bus and it is confiscated, you have no right to complain.
3- Don’t throw shit around the bus. You look like a bunch of caged fucking monkeys. It is not appropriate to throw popcorn, gum, paper, or fucking slushies around the bus. There are other riders that don’t want to deal with your bullshit.
4 – it is much easier to take a bath or shower than to coat yourself in $2 perfume. There are people who are sensitive to scent.
Karma owes you all a big helping, fuckers. I hope one day you have to deal with what I have, and maybe then you’ll realize what a bunch of dumb fucks you are.
This article appears in Feb 21-27, 2008.
5. Noone cares about your baby daddy or how many revs you drank on Saturday night.
As you can see from the aforementioned snide remark, and other more intelligent responses on this bitch site, no one is perfect (except for lol perharps, LOL)just because the majority is pathetic doesn’t mean you have to pass on having children. there are other responsible parents too, you just need to connect with them.as for riding the buses , well, we all have to bear and grin it too. you’re not alone.
if this is why you are not having children let me be the frist one to say thank you!