Stop posting so many freakin pics of your boyfriend. We get it – you have a boyfriend, you love him, he makes you so happy. But please, if you don’t want your friends to unfriend you, stop plastering his face in our newsfeeds. He is butt fucking ugly! No really, he’s not an attractive man. And although he could be beautiful on the inside, all we see is his unfortunate-looking physical attributes when you bombard our newsfeeds with his mug. I’d understand why you’d want to flaunt him on FB constantly if he looked like Brad Pitt, but he is hard on my retinas. I know I’m being a bitch, but I don’t sugarcoat things. Just letting you know, I unfriended you this morning. But I wasn’t the only one- my mom, my co-worker and my aunt booted you off for the same reason. You were worth keeping up with until everything you started posting was all him. —Thinking About Deleting My Own Account
This article appears in May 23-29, 2013.
Another bobble head completely absorbed with superficiality to the point where anything falling outside the realm of attractive is condemned.
One thing is for certain, OB… you are definitely NOT pretty on the inside.
Looks like someone has a case of jealous puss. And what Captain said.
You know, when facebook first came out, people my age who made up its earliest members posted about fun, young people stuff. Now that facebook has been around for a while and all the people I friended in my late teens and early 20s are working on LTRs, babies and careers, and it’s really f’ing boring. Maybe you should accept that you’ve outgrown facebook OP. I do still have an account that I plan on keeping, to stay in touch with friends in various places around the world and to promote my music and other business ventures, not so I can see what people I went to high school with that I couldn’t give a flying frig about are up to, or read status’ of people I see in real life anyway. I think if things happening on facebook are upsetting you that much, you might need to take a long hard look at your life and re evaluate how you spend your free time. You could always just click that option to stop getting their updates, no need to unfriend them. I’m sure they didn’t mean to personally offend or upset anyone by showing how much they like their new boyfriend. I don’t think people do that to be mean spirited, but it sounds like you are being pretty mean spirited about it.
TBH, ugly or not, I agree, it’s corny and stupid, but I think it’s even more corny and stupid to let it effect your mood.
You. Jealous. Cow. “Omg.. you’re worth keeping as a friend.. until you became too happy for me to stand”
YOU’RE ugly op. VERY ugly.
Isn’t Facebook still trading under its IPO?
You mean you DON’T love my fb kitteh pics, Thomas?
🙂
yeah thanks a lot kitty, you know where i hang out…caw
So if he were a hottie this wouldn’t be an issue, OB? How fucking shallow.
You’re right, you’re a bitch 🙂
You post pretty insteresting stuff on facebook, PK. I click your links often, and OF COURSE I LOVE ANY KITTY PICS!
http://imgur.com/a/5VV0d
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Facebook is so passé. Especially on sunny days – narf.
What do you all think the chances are that OB is a single, wretched wench who cringes at other people’s happiness? Misery loves company… Biatch.
Nice pic, nurse!
Ah, the dreaded facebook ‘unfriend’. Making passive aggressive douche bags feel relevant since 2007. I wonder if your ‘friend’ noticed you deleted her or if she was too busy having a life.
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I agree with a lot of what’s been posted here especially the superficiality of OP..but if one’s mom and aunt are unfriending somebody, they must be at least a tad annoying.
Thank you 🙂
you are a terrible person and I hope karma kicks you in the ass.. If you don’t want to see peoples shit on fb just hide them.. I hope your not friend has a great life with her bf.. oh and “i know i’m being a bitch but I don’t sugar coat things” isn’t an excuse for being an asshole.
With all the updated security settings and features, You could have just blocked them from your feed… that’s not terribly difficult. You had a lot of options and just decided not to bother.
That’s on you, I guess.
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I wish I were having a patio drink with Nurse Hezz.
Mmmmm… Patio drinks sound great 🙂
My man Biscuit mixes a pretty mean Roofie Coloda, and even sings a song about liking them.
*poit*
Ivan has a pitcher before every Shearwater Air Show.
Hmmm – that would explain the missing time, and the “Sebastian was here” graffiti in the port-a-loos. >: 0
Seb only goes to the airshow to check out the chicks.
He also likes the nose art on the French planes
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aWNUoaQmjqo/SIwO…
Did this dumb nasty bimbo bitch think of, you know, RESTRICTING her news feed?