for all the academic scholars who are not yet of age and clad in tacky lululemon outfits and collar popped american eagle polos:
please go to the mall or the movies or the gym to socialize. the university library is not the place. please please pleaaaaaase.
also, can someone explain the lululemon and mountain co/hiking backpack craze? do you do yoga? do you climb mountains throughout the year?!
This article appears in Apr 10-16, 2008.


I used to be a security guard at dal and i know exactly which people you’re talking about. Oh the so many times i kicked them out and they couldn’t do anything about it. A group of people was actually banned for an entire year because of it. My advice is to talk to the front desk of whatever library, and if the security guard there has any balls, they’ll be dealt with.