To the two fuckers who broke into my work’s LOCKED staff room and stole my wallet and my coworker’s belongings: fuck you. Fuck you so fucking hard. I hope you were pissed that you had to go through all of that goddamn work breaking our lock system and distracting me and my coworker to get two cash-less wallets and now-cancelled credit cards. I had sentimental belongings in that wallet, you know. Belongings that I’ll probably never get back because you probably tossed my wallet into the trash once you realized that nothing to your value was in it. And now I have to go through stupid procedures and spend MY money recovering things that YOU stole like my ID, driver’s license, and bus pass. You two weren’t even a couple of silly hooligans You were two full grown men, stealing from two younger girls. What the fuck. You’re fucking wuss-ass losers, the both of you. Both of you, grow some fucking balls and get jobs so you don’t have to steal from helpless store clerks to buy your drugs and booze and what-have-you. —Dig Ivan, Dig
This article appears in Jul 28 – Aug 3, 2011.
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..methinks it’s time to go all medieval on common thieves…
martym – I’ve shared your sentiment for years. We need to kill, flog, whip, burn, scald the filth, Saturday night public floggings, make them parade down Barrington in leg irons and chains as the public pelt them with shitty veggies then in to the stocks for a week of Sebastians rear end therapy.
Add one more crime, to the falling crime rate of Halifax. I just love all the hype that the police put out, telling us the rate is down, why, because a lot doesn’t get reported.
Most people don’t call, because they know, nothing will get done, and another creep is on the streets. Time to start reporting people, let the cops know, even if it is only the theft of a pencil, make them realize, crime is really not going down.
People have just become too docile lately, maybe some, should do to others, what really should be done, and to Hell with cops and courts.
Time to fit them both with ball-crushers.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
..yea see how effective a appendage amputation is convincing jonny crackhead NOT to steal something..:)
Don’t leave your wallet unattended in any semi public space. By that I mean if you are not at home keep your wallet in your pocket, backpack, briefcase, and if you are embarrassingly dweeby, your fanny pack.
Two grown men. Two women. Hmmm….what sort of transaction was really taking place here? How did they gain access to the staff locker room? No video camera on site? Women who have wallets? Don’t women have purses? Maybe these aren’t women at all, maybe they were transvestites.
There is no mention of how secure the wallet was when it was left inside the locked staff room.
Moral of the story: don’t store your treasure in a dragon’s lair, when the dragon frequently leaves his treasures unattended
OP, I still want to know the significance of your name.
was there a comma surplus or something peg pigglet?
if so, it is no more….