To the cretin who stole my coat the other night, I curse you and all your kith and kin. Never again will you be able to enjoy the little pleasures in life. A beautiful sunny day will bring only melancholy and despair, your favourite foods will turn to ash in your mouth and all that you touch will wither and die. Eventually you will be forced to leave society and inhabit a small dank hole where even the vermin will shun you. Yet still this will not atone for the terrible deed of robbing from my friend on his birthday, he too lost his jacket to your greasy mitts (although he does have a track record for losing coats on an almost biweekly basis, but still). You are scum, subhuman scum. —Cold And Coatless
This article appears in Mar 14-20, 2013.
nice bitch, very pythonish
If you believe any of that shit will happen to the thief then you are very deluded.
I will burn much nutmeg at the shrine of Sredni Vashtar in the hopes that your dire vengeance will indeed come to pass.
At least he’ll be warm subhuman scum.
May the fleas of one thousand camels infest their genital area.
try a gypsy curse http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BL4cFu7eQhk/UCel…
Zechariah 5:4
I will bring it forth, saith the LORD of hosts, and it shall enter into the house of the thief, and into the house of him that sweareth falsely by my name: and it shall remain in the midst of his house, and shall consume it with the timber thereof and the stones thereof.
OH My that’s a serious curse. I hope you’re not backing it up with a voodoo doll!
OH Fie that’s a curious cure. I hope you’re not racking it up with a boohoo moll!
I like the cut of your jib, Brenda Bog. Welcome aboard.
Brenda Rag, now I wonder which one of the bullies you are. Just keep talkin you will reveal yourself in a short time. One of the regulars I venture to say. In fact I already have a very good idea.
How did anyone manage to get your coat off your back…or was it on your chair ?
Again they are obviously talented if they managed that.
OR did you & yer friend fuck up & leave your coat somewhere & expect it to remain there ?
Welcome to reality OB … at least the lesson wasn’t a really expensive one
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: Queen Wogdog – Nominated #1 (03/14, 4:38PM)
It really doesn’t matter, Woggie. Look at her avatar and remember the old saying, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.”
My guess is The Toad. She’s consumed with jealousy. She yearns to be you! Give her the back of your hand, Woggie!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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: Queen Wogdog – Nominated #1 (03/14, 4:38PM)
You’re really getting fatter, Boggie. Look at your flatcar and remember the moldy gayring ,”Prestidigitation is the queerest form of domestic battery.”
I watched The Road and then consumed a roast baby. I yearned for it to be you. Back to giving me a hand Tuggie!
Measure my area.
Okinawa!
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TT us also Pennis!!! ALRIGHT!! I thought it was Furious there for a minute. TT you’ve gone to so much trouble to be involved in my life. Thank you. That’s quite a compliment you opening up so many different aliases just to imitate me and my good friend MM. Wow, MM you know what they say about imitation being the sincerest form of flattery. She DOES Yearn to be me!! Whoda thunk it????
ZZ us also Pennis!!! ALLNIGHT!! I thought it was Furious there for a mammary. ZZ you’ve gone to so much treble to be plopped in my life. Thank you. That’s quite a monument you opening up so many diffuse alices just to femulate me and my good friend PP. Wow, PP you know what they say about limitation being the sincerest form of battery. She DOES learn to be me!! Whoda slunk it????
Man, who painted a fucking target on my back? Everyone is always trying to bring ol Furious down. What gives? I am used to the ire my rugged good looks produce among the pool of haters IRL, but this is different. I got drunk ploopy calling me out on one side, and everything shy of the JonBenet murder is laid at my feet! I am just trying to have a good time, NARCS. Don’t commit your hate crimes here.
Y’know Furious – I’m thinking of resigning The Chairmanship , citing age, ill-health and a looming , soon to be revealed sex scandal.
I could put your name before the Conclave, if you like. The colour of the smoke means nothing, except perhaps the quality of the product that your supplier grows.
These are funny bits of writing.
Keep up the good work, imitators. Completely lets the hot air out of Dennis and his Satanic Bride.
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strokefondlescratchcoronabottle p ;D
Yes please keep up the good work imitators. If Only I could make a lick of sense out of any of those lickity split comments. But please keep it up. I love to see you work so hard for what comes so EASY for the Queen Wogdog #1.
Yippie-yay please keep up the good fork eliminators. If Only I could make a stick of dense out of any of those nifty rift comments. But please cooch it up. I love to see you fornicate so hard for what comes so SLEAZY for the Queen Wogdog #1.
Splenda Bag, now I ponder which one of the pullies you are. Just keep ralkin you will peel yourself in a wart brine. One of the pegulars I venture to lay. In farce I already have a very moody sliderule.
His monkey accomplice should have been a dead give-away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkbOGaJqJmg
I approve of your use of git, OP.