So sorry for running a business that causes many of you to succumb to your urges to take what doesn’t belong to you. Must feel good, eh? You see it, you take it. And every time you look at what you stole you can feel proud for ripping off someone who has done nothing to you. Pat yourselves on the back for your worthy accomplishments, fucking dickbag assholes. —What Have I Done To You?

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  1. The shanty-town is gone but the “Occupy” spirit lives on:
    “Hey Dude, that wealth isn’t exactly going to redistribute itself, now is it?”

    Thieves suck the undigested isopods out of a dead bottom feeder’s anal cloaca. And for the tosser who offered to buy my 1/72 C.F. Tracker hanging in the Nautical Room and then came back and half-inched it when I wouldn’t sell – I remember you , you sticky-fingered jamrag.

  2. And I bet most of them are the same people who think it’s okay to download music, movies, and just about anything else for free. Afterall it is their entitlement.

  3. all those liberated women jacking your vibrators again?

    keep your eyes out for the chicks with the Anothony Weiner look…

  4. Long live the “880 Bearcats”, Ivan.
    Hopefully the shitpump gets what’s coming to him!

  5. Ohhhhh I was royally pissed. Hasegawa kit that I got at the Shearwater museum, no longer in circulation, aftermarket CF decals. Buddy told me he worked on them when he was in. Any prick who’d steal a model wouldn’t flinch at stealing a book.
    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  6. I don’t pity any fool who wants to tangle with your security guards.
    Screeeeee!

  7. the anthony weiner profiling applies to model plane thieves as well….

    is that a 747 or are you just happy to see me?

  8. Speaking of thieving arseholes, where’s the Plains of Abraham these days? It can’t take that long to fill out forms to report us to the constabulary for being racists and meanies, can it?

  9. Thieves think only of themselves and the moment, no remorse, no reflection. Sorry for your loss(es) OP.

  10. I was only planning on a three day break+I would never report that I haven’t even to the coast. I’m after the “mongoloid shaped head” comment now. They keep coming I have to deal with them. The eyebrow thing eventually got funny but this. I’ll say something on a post briefly referring to it and leave it I seriously promise

  11. “Austrylyer’s a lovely land,
    It’s full of bonza blokes.
    Sheilas, beer and no one’s queer
    Except in Pommie jokes.

    Austrylyans are lovely lads.
    God’s own chosen ryce.
    And if they see a fucking Mong
    They smash ‘im in the fyce.

    Austrylyan’s like dressin’ up
    in skirts an’ ‘avin’ fun.
    An’ that’s all we were doin’
    When the Vice Squad come along.”

    CRACK TUBES!

  12. Ivan – it’s off to the gulag for you, time for some sensitivity training.
    Abraham is somewhat like my 3 moggies, I give them catnip they do the stoners quickstep, post anything witty and Abraham does the imbeciles 3 postings.

  13. Sensitivity Training, Syllabus 2.0 -Royal Australian Navy, For Use Of.
    Class #1 – No Poofters.
    Class #2 – No Officer, Petty Officer or Rating is to maltreat the Abos in any way at all. (If there’s anybody watching)
    Class # 3 – No Poofters.
    Class # 4 – Now this time, I don’t want to catch anybody not drinking.
    Class # 5 – No Poofters.
    Class # 6 – It is possible to serve with the following social deviant groups: Socialists, Communists, Anarchists, Feminists, Leftists, Pommie Bastards, Stuck-up, Sticky-Beak Uni Wankers in an atmospher of mutual respect and dedication to the highest values of the service, provided you never stop emphasising that they are wrong.
    Class # 7 – No Poofters.

    Baz, I don’t know if comparing your Moggies to Ibrahim is entirely fair. I assume they know how to bury their excreta?

  14. A few years ago, I applied to emigrate to Australia.

    The Immigration Officer asked if I had a criminal record.

    “I didn’t realize that was still a prerequisite”, I said.

    You may have noticed, that I still live in NS.

  15. My uncle was a “ten pound Pom” who emigrated after WW2, he had a great life down under and said, it really was the land of opportunity.
    I on the other hand came to NS and, well…. Dexter and Kelly are running the show, nuff said…..

  16. Now it’s just like Botany Bay , only with with more rain and not as much poisonous wildlife….>: (

  17. My official nick name for Ivan (since I definitely don’t think he’s a coward actually) is lost boys vampire leader, because it’s one of my favorite movies and he may not have known what contexts through history “mongoloid” could have been used:)

    I am going to respond to stuff, but just with A LOT less instigation I admit that was a mistake.

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