To the thieving asshole who stole the dog picture from the pub I work at: you are the reason people have to lock their doors, bolt shit down, and otherwise protect their property. That dog hung on our pub for 4 and a half years, and people asked about it and loved it. Who gives a Fuck about that though, you thought it’d be cool to jack it off the wall to hang it up, probably in the dive you share with your university asshole buddies, and then you could regale all your douchebag friends with the tale of how you stole something right off the wall of our pub. Our place tries to appeal to everyone, but with the caveat that people act like adults. Unfortunately people like you get in too. You suck and someday, when you own something of value, someone will steal it from you, or destroy it for no other reason that they can’t control their base urges. Thinking if that makes me feel better. —You’re the reason I’m hating people
This article appears in Aug 22-28, 2013.
I know the photo i think… If i ever see it on someone’s wall, I’ll round up a posse to steal their flatscreen… and return the photo to you.
Hear that fool? I’m masked. You have no clue who i am. Your flatscreen days are numbered, fucktard.
What can I say? That’s pretty crummy.
Check the surveillance tape duh.
“That dog hung on our pub for 4 and a half years…” Why? Why did you hang the dog?
Surveillance tape? Wow, never thought of that. Thanks BBSL, you win the fucking idiot of the month award for suggesting obvious paths of investigation that are the FIRST things checked in situations like this. duh.