This is a big fuck you to whomever hit our store last week. Maybe it’s just me but how selfish can you be to take something that’s not yours. Okay you might not be able to afford some of the things that we carry… but if you want it that much then save up for it! I don’t understand why you would chance getting charged just to get a stupid sweater or shirt…
I hope if you try this again we catch your thieving ass because we do prosecute and nothing would make me happier then to see you get taken away by the cops.
— Spider monkey
This article appears in Aug 20-26, 2009.
Chances are they didn’t steal the nice things because they desired them, most likely they took them becasue there is a market for cheap alternatives to overpriced items, and they have a drug or gambling addiction to feed. Complain to the government for not having programs in place to properly deal with addictions.
When my car got smashed into and shit was stolen, the cop said “Well, rest easy knowing that by stealing your GPS they didnt have to rob an old woman tonight to feed their addictions…”
the answer is really simple, a big mean, hungry fucking dog.