To the assholes who love breaking the car windows of my friends while they’re momentarily parked on Charles Street. FUCK YOU. You don’t have anything, so you break they’re windows? Guess what? Jokes on you?! We don’t have anything either. There’s nothing like swiping a minimum wage uniform to really make breaking and entering a car really worth it — right?
—Letz Cabalaborate
This article appears in Feb 19-25, 2009.
reTards !! They need to have their hand chopped off.
The criminal element isn’t usually the place where the greatest pool of genes for intellect are found. They probably didn’t factor into account how much crack they were going to garner in exchange for a nondescript minimum wage uniform. It’s the same all over.
Hahaha! Nice post Burning Man :).
how does your friend have a car AND a min wage job??
Sad to hear that Charles St. is still bad. I lived there over 20 years ago, and the local hoodlums used to sit on our front steps drinking and throwing bottles until we’d call the cops. Then they tried to tear down our garage for revenge. My Mum got the hot idea to befriend them, and started making beer runs for them. Eventually we had to take the garage down just to keep them from tearing it apart slowly, and possibly suing us if they got hurt doing it. Then there was the night that drunken buddy broke our door down and demanded a gun. When my little sister told him we didn’t have one, he went away. Turns out that guy had a three-year old son. I’m so glad I live out in the country now!
Thanks Gabrielle, sometimes I like to keep it light and pithy đŸ™‚