You know what? fuck you and your douchebag friends for breaking and entering, and fuck you for hanging out while no one was home, and fuck you for taking things.
To be honest, I WISH I was home, and I WISH I caught you red handed.
Karma’s a bitch you lowlives.
—built up rage
This article appears in Nov 5-11, 2009.


OP, you’re a douche for saying Karma’s a bitch. Fuck I hate it when people use theological terms incorrectly.
My friends’ neighbour was broken into.. the bastard drank all their beer and milk, shit on the couch and smeared it all over the wall.
So… it could be worse.
I lived on Robie Street (back when Hub-Unit and I had tighter skin) and had this fucking arsehole rob us by pounding a hole through the kitchen wall of our basement apartment(which connected with a storage room under the stairs) – I was at work, Hub was sleeping – he never heard a thing but when he saw his pants in the hallway and a huge hole in the kitchen, he knew we had been cleaned out. Feeling violated is putting it mildly. A cop once told me the best security options were a) a dog, b) a nosy old lady and c) an alarm system. When we moved, I had an alarm installed.
Fever’s losing it… usually so calm and collected.
Call csi and get some prints or something… if they did it to you, they’ve likely done it before.
WOW Jennier, that would so suck!! Ok, take the beer and the milk, but JESUS, leave the rest alone…..some people….
Jesus!
Break-in’s make you feel so violated.
You have no idea who has touched all of your belongings.
A few people broke into my house with a crowbar on Christmas and stole some of my presents I was going to give… and broke down the door.
They’re scumbags.
to this i say, “come on”.i would love to see someone try to break in here. a big fucking boom is all that will be heard.a nice little 12 guage pointed at the only door in, and a hide a way trip wire, that only we know where, come and try it. bet you won’t try anyone ever again shit bags.
Fuck. Karma…we already went over this.
“Hub-Unit”… That’s gold… How can people say that the magic mari j effects your brain when you can still come up with the gold TTFN spews on a daily basis?
Yeah, a lot of people on here seem to think ‘karma’ is going to solve all of their woes.
My karma ran over my dogma and high-tailed it for a hash bar in Amsterdam.
Karma doesn’t need a 12 gauge. But a baseball bat to the knees will ensure that the next fucktard will have to rob a place with a wheelchair ramp.
I have an anvil over every doorway. Big sale at Acme’s.
TTFN – If Wile E. Coyote breaks in he is in for a surprise!
This Karma chick sounds like a girl I want to be in my corner, but she sounds like she’s very busy.
thanks for the free shit… xD