You’re nearing thirty. You toil around in a brewery, and gay it up as us gays usually do on the weekend. That’s fine, but… yeah, some people think you’re hot, but behind the tats, some of the muscles, the piercings and facial hair, there’s still a lanky geek with a weak chin. You’re trying to forget those painful, awkward high school years by building a super-masculine, king-shit attitude and image. Some of the town bicycles think you’re an even bigger bicycle than they are. You’ve been ridden by more people longer, rougher, faster and you’ve been put away wet. You can’t keep doing this, you have crow’s feet now! Be nicer to the baby gays, be a gentleman! We’ll stop warning each other about you then.
—Growling Gay Needs A Growler
This article appears in Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2009.
Damn, though this bitch was gonna be about another well-built stud working in a Bayers Lake furniture store 🙁
also no but atleast we know theres one just like him in a beer store – I quess there will be an influx of the tough manly gays in the beer stores this week
OP, I know who you are talking about and I’m kind of confussed. You’re mad because you’re a baby gay, and you’re pissed off because he’s hot and gets some but won’t be your boyfriend? Get a fucking grip! He’s allowed to be and do who he wants! You obiously have some sort of envy he pulls it off better than you. And a bitch in the coast about him? Really?
I’m with trixie on this post – he’s a baby gay – means he’s a timid fella scared by any masculinity – maybe shout out to the drag queens that one of their own lost his balls and needs retraining . Jesus baby or no baby gays always go for that kinda stuff !!
I betcha the OB came out of the closet on fire…
“You’ve been ridden by more people longer, rougher, faster and you’ve been put away wet”
this is so graphic.
Actually, I find it not descriptive enough, Neville…
Ddoes the “longer” refer to the actual dimensions of an appeandage, or the length of time for which it was inserted into an orifice?
Does “rougher” refer to texture or thrusting power?
Is “faster” a length of time, or speed?
There’s just not enough info to make an informed decision…
this is so graphic.
Damn as well, I thought this main character was straight until a few sentences in.
put away wet is my favorite line, haven’t heard that for a year
LOL @ town bicycle. And to the OP, rwwaarrrr, catty much?