fuck these fucking seagulls fuck
This article appears in Aug 14-20, 2008.
These fucking seagulls
fuck these fucking seagulls fuck
Leave a comment
Subscribe to our newsletter
Be the first to know about breaking news, articles, and updates.
I don’t find this very fucking funny at all.
hahahahahai heart jonathan livingstone. and bad(ass) guy. and seagulles, i guess…
Gimpy, you’re so charming. I hope you get shat on by a seagull this week. And I hope you’re looking up with your mouth wide open when it happens.
Seagulls are the other other other other white meat…I’m just saying.*turns spit*
Best sign I’ve ever seen was a homeless persons’s who said a seagull stole their sandwich and they needed money so they could get a pellet gun to get revenge.
Once again you are wrong Plonk, but then again you had years of practice so you must be used to it. It’s not so much ‘charming’ as being affluent and possibly a ‘national treasure’. What you think seaguls can’t be eaten? Or do you prefer to fawn over them with that unhealthy lust that comes from someone who treats an animal like an equal?
Wrong about what, weirdo? About you getting shat on by a seagull this week? He said he hopes it happens, not it will happen.
Gimpy, I think you made a typo. Effluent is the word you are looking for to describe yourself, not affluent. I couldn’t care less if you ate a seagull or not, I just want to see one shit on you.
Read again Qwerty, I was referring to ‘charming’. I hope one craps on me too, that means they threw the gauntlet and allow me to shoot them in the throat. I’ll make this pledge to you Plonkif a seagul craps on me I will go out of my way to kill forty animals with my bare hands just out of spite. And their blood would be on your hands wishing on a djinn that misfortune befall me… Their blood would be on your hands….*gets strangling gloves*
Oh and it wasn’t a typo. I ment affluent because I’m rich…Charlie Murphy.
Where does one get a good set of strangling gloves anyway? I…um…have a friend who was wondering.
Just look at the records where OJ got his, they shrink after use so as not to implicate you later…
Wow. OJ Simson jokes. How timely and relevant.
Hmmm…I don’t think that’s going to do. My “friend” wanted them for more fetish-ish reasons, so they’ll need to be reusable.
And I meant effluent because you’re full of shit.
Sorry Plonk, but I don’t think that your family has ever visited my house so there’s no shit in here… You know, you have an obsession with fecal matters and animals…I know people are supposed to be ‘tollerent’ of other’s fetishes but that’s just plain sick…But then again, I’m not in love with animals Doo-doo-little…
Gimpy, such an observant man, you are. I was also thinking that this bitch was overflowing with “fecal matter” as you pointed out, and yes, it is my fault. I’ve been owning the word… yesterday… today..and maybe even tomorrow…or at least for as long as you’re around. Perhaps it’s because I don’t say it out loud in general and you tend to bring colour to the words in me. Having said that, I have a soft spot for dickheads. For instance,if you lived next door to me I’d take out your garbage, and I’d help you mow your lawn. There’s one thing though, I will never share my happy harem of lovedonkeys with you. They’re all mine. Thou shall covet thy own ass.