And that’s class! You called your mother a Camel-toe — despite our differences she is a smart lady, not sure why she stuck around but it must be something about the cars she likes to drive. You can take the hillbilly out of the country but you can’t take the country out of the hillbilly! Good luck reforming that lad
and I am starting to wonder why a educated person such as you say you are would even be interested in such a endeavor. You have a lot to learn, and no you are not his friend you are using him too to renovate your dump so you can get out of pornstone. —Free Fallin’, I’m Just Not That Into You
This article appears in May 2-8, 2013.
So camel toe is an insult now? Joe Camel kinda looks like a penis.
Is this person living stoned in Hydrostone?
What? No little dark person? There is the hillbilly though. Why you just come out and say what you’re thinking instead these cryptic little bitches? Yeah, I’m talking to you. I dare you!!
C’mon let’s hear it!
Yeah I thought so.
boy reg, you sure scared him off. utter silence now. may I point you in a few other directions like a machine gun? i keep asking my boss for just one ‘ok to kill a client’ day.
I want to live in Pornstone!
WHO KNOWS?
Who is “Free Fallin'”? Who is he talking to? Why is he saying what he says? Who knows? FF says that money can’t buy class. Did anyone ever say it could? Who knows? But who is it who doesn’t have class? Who knows? It must be the son of someone he called a Camel-toe. Why did he call his mother a Camel-toe? Who knows?The Bitcher claims that she isn’t a Camel-toe since, despite “our differences,” she is a “smart lady”. How does he know this? Who knows? Is the Bitcher Camel-toe’s husband/boyfriend? Who knows? It seems she stuck around because of the cars she likes to drive. Whose cars would they be, the Bitcher’s or the son’s? Who knows? The Bitcher claims that you can take the hillbilly out of the country but not the country out of the hillbilly. Is the son a hillbilly? Who knows? Was it because he called his mother a Camel-toe? Who knows? Does that make a hillbilly a “hillbilly”? Who knows?
Now the scene shifts. The Bitcher is now talking to the Camel-toe, the mother, saying “Good luck reforming that lad.” Reforming what? Is he a thief? Is he immoral? Who knows? Is it just the fact that’s he’s a hillbilly? Who knows? Then the Bitcher wonders why the Camel-toe/mother/wife/girlfriend – the one who likes cars – would say that she is “a (sic) educated person such as you say you are would even be interested in such an endeavor.” When did she say she was educated? Does she have high-school leaving? Who knows? Why wouldn’t she be interested in reforming her son? Who knows? It seems that in spite of being educated, according to the Bitcher, she still has a lot to learn. A lot of what to learn? Who knows? He says that she is not her son’s friend but did she ever say that she was? Who knows? The Bitcher concludes, saying that she is using him “too (sic) to renovate your dump”. How is she using him to renovate her dump? Who knows? Did she ever say that? Who knows? The Bitcher finishes by saying that she wants to get out of pornstone. Why would she want to get out of pornstone? Who knows? Did she ever say that she wanted to get out of pornstone? Who knows? Maybe she likes porn. Who knows? Did she ever give reasons? Who knows?
This Bitch is incoherent? Who knows? I do.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!