Thanks for writing on my door in permanent marker that I’m a loser. Real mature for a college student. I thought we left that stuff behind in high school.
I go out, I party, I have a few drinks I just don’t bring home random college boys to drunkenly fumble their way into my vag.
So you don’t like me because I don’t fuck lots of random guys, is that it? I realize you’re a slut but telling everyone I haven’t slept with anyone since school started really proves it.
It’s October for fucks sakes! Big deal, I haven’t found any guy I want to sleep with here yet. Maybe I don’t want some whiny guy texting me wondering why we’re not hanging out…you know guys can be stage 5 clingers, too and I’m not looking for that right now.
Every guy you’ve slept with in the last few weeks would rather walk into oncoming traffic than acknowledge you exist. What does that say about you?
Sounds like quantity over quality if you ask me. —Bring it on
This article appears in Sep 30 – Oct 6, 2010.
Cat Fight – meeeeeooowwwww
hey o.p., i don’t go to college anymore, can i come over and play sometime. you would love what i can do.
freeze urine on tray slide under door of herpes girl…yeehaw
oh and btw, if you don’t want me, let your slut friend know, i’ll do her too, or both. i’m not fussy.
Brilliant, painey! but whose freezer would you use?? Dunno if I want that in mine… hmm….
This bitch is just suckster bait, that’s all this is. Ha ha.
the bear used that trick on some horrible roomies. empty freezer, lay a flat baking sheet in, pee in something, pour in pan, freeze, slide under door…or the op could just punch her
no sex in a month is a long time to kids these days???
I totally wasted my youth…
Nah, zZz, no sex in a month is only a long time in STD years. Kinda like cat years, but one day’s like 5 years. Or something. You know how those STD germies like to multiply and spread :|
Nice LS, niiiice…..how’s that whole scuzbag angle workin for ya? Are the chicks flocking to your side or what?
OP, i hear you. I was bullied for the same reason when I was in first year… but instead of writing “loser” on my door, then stuck a used condom on my door to get their point across. Classy.
People will grow up eventually. It just takes time, and to be honest, why would you sleep with a bunch of man whores, when you can wait a little and sleep with someone you actually love? thats why they made vibes… for the wait. 😉
I applaud you, OP, for making education your priority while attending school, instead of drunken casual sex. You have the maturity and integrity to prove who the real loser is in the long run. Maturity and integrity will take you much further in life than meaningless sex with the wrong people.
Best. Bitch. Ever. You are awesome and obviously brilliant. Good luck with your studies, can’t wait for you to rock the world. And to your slut frenemy, you obviously need counselling.
Good for you kid.
Agreed, you’re there for an education – that cost $$, and you can’t blow all that hard work by getting shit-faced 6 days a week.
On the other hand;) just wait till you’re 35.
Yea OP good for you ; soceity is really going to shits when a co-ed gets trashed for not sleeping around ; here’s to you 🙂
not bad booer, not bad at all.
Wow. Permanent marker on a door… sounds to me like someone who wont make it to 4th year, at least not without the whole alphabet on their transcript. But then again, you seem to have a lot of anger too, energy that could be put into studying. I recommend you leave the ‘loser’ on your door, something of a social experiment.
sink to her level!
add “& mega slut-ass”
at least that will let everyone know that there are two people who live in your dorm room 😛
It’s just funny LS, ya know? Seems like whenever there’s a hint of a sexual angle to a post from a female you feel the need to shout out to the OP that you’re DTF. That’s fucking weak. Also, overselling how great something is (ie: your so-called prowess) usually means it sucks (ie: again, your so-called prowess). That could lead to the assumption on some folk’s part that you neither get laid, like ever, and that if you ever did you’d just turn out to be a two pump chump who in reality can only muster the courage to proposition women anonymously on a message board in cyberspace.
But that’s just craaaazy.
And just so we’re clear here, I’m saying you seem like a desperate (possiblly over the hill) loser who NEVER gets laid, but who attempts to implie through his apeish comments that he does all the time, and that oh yeah, he’s real good at it too.
stfu
Good for you!!!!!. I’ve never heard any girl say…”Wow I wish I fucked more random losers in University”. Not to mention no one will want to touch this girl by Christmas when everything calms down a little and people start to get in their groove. You rock sweetie!
The chick who wrote that on the OP’s door is probably all stretched out…..ewww.
the only loser is you, booer. i know what i am, and what i can do.get bent, sebastion is waiting for you.
OP’s door is like sebastians poop chute. But it’s a fact that boys prefer pussy to phags.
And OP should mark on the other cunts’ door(s) with a permanent marker also. Maybe something like, “For free pussy just knock.”
Amazing tag, Mod!
Maybe it’s just me here, but i always take LS’s sexual proposals with the various op here to be tongue in cheek. As in they’re so over the top he couldn’t possibly mean them to be taken seriously.