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Dear Douchenozzle:
When someone does the dishes in the office, and leaves them in the drying tray, don’t put your dirty dishes on top of them. We leave hot sudsy water in the sink for that.
You, sirs, are illiterate idiots.
—going to start putting Ex-Lax in the coffeepot
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2010.
8 Comments
how is getting misplaced revenge on the coffee drinkers going to teach the non-dishwasers exactly?
lemme guess, hmmmmm
you piss off the coffee drinkers with exlax,
they shit all over the place and piss off the cleaning staff,
cleaning staff refuse to clean piss off management,
management get stressed and work everyone harder by not giving people their lunch breaks…. and thus no more dirty dishes!!!
masterpiece.
zZz, maybe the coffee cups are what’s getting put into the dish drainer?
That used to happen at my old job all the time…
when it comes to dishes people develop a special laziness that is truly mindblowing; like leaving dirty dishes literally inches away from the sink instead of merely puting them in it; i no capice
they put dirty cups in the drying tray ON the clean cups?
that is DEFINITELY warranting the title of douchenozzle…
I wouldn’t ever have even thought someone would be that stoooooopid.
yeah,don’t that just rot your panties.jesus,all i have to worry about now,is if we live to see another day,without a new fucking war starting,or more crooks in office ripping me off.i feel so fucking much better knowing you blew your cool,over some fucking cup.
Maybe if you take all the dishes away, people will learn not to leave such a mess, and *GASP* they’ll have to bring their OWN dishes from home, and bring them with them, and clean their own mess.
Common lunchrooms/kitchens are the worse idea for a work place
It happened at my dump err sorry office – I got tired of moving dirty dishes and posting notices asking people to clean up after themselves, then I had a brainwave – I dumped the dishes in the garbage on a Friday evening – problem solved!
You rotten bastard that was a mug my daughter gave me – “too bad, so fucking sad”
douchenozzle sweet!