I know this is a completely useless bitch, but I can’t take it anymore. I only get shitty free cable (the channels you get when you splice your internet signal), so I only get to watch a couple of shows on TV. There are a few shows I like, but most I do not. The show I loathe the most is Keys to the VIP.
All the bros on this show are fucking ridiculous and have clearly created a following of douchebags (been downtown recently on a Saturday night?) They are all arrogant fucks that manipulate drunk girls into sleeping with them and have the nerve to brag about it. What’s worse is that they provide sports commentary like they’re professionals at picking up women. I’m all for having sex, one night stands included, but at least be a real man when you put yourself out there instead of making a sport out of it.
95% of these men will die alone and miserable because they failed to develop real communication skills that go beyond an hour of drunk conversation (and 5 minutes of morning-after excuses). The other 5% will get someone knocked up, get married then divorced, lose everything, and still die miserable. Wake up.
–Very Irritated Person
This article appears in Jan 21-27, 2010.
if you want all the channels, you will soon have your wish. because if a cop or cable person reads this, they can check your i.p. adress, and bust you. and when you get to jail, hey, all the fucking free cable you can handle, not to mention dope.
My thoughts exactly. You bitch about the quality of something you illegally spliced? Pay for it first, then you can bitch until your heart’s content.
it’s like paint by numbers for dirt bags
SPANK IT HARDER! WOOOOO!
OP, you could have been watching the Lethal Weapon series in reverse on Spike TV or South Park on The Comedy Network instead. Frigging ingrate.
HAHA He just pissed because the porn is scrambled and its hard to watch it sideways LMAO !
The “Spank it harder” was actually from Keys to the VIP lol
oh haha I still stand firm on the scrambled porn thing haha
there was hockey on…hey c’mon i’m forced to watch it in my neutral paradox
TV Sucks mostly anyway…even when you do have all the channels, they just repeat the same shows all week. It’s seriously annoying, it’s 6 oclock on wednesday…what are the specialty channels showing? THE SAME THING THEY DID YESTERDAY.
I can understand why some people steal cable, the cable providers basically steal from you when you do pay for it anyway.
I have digital cable, all the channels…besides the fact it it rediculously expensive, like DER said, most channels just repeat the same shit anyhow. And the new HD channels and the specialty channels, always glitch, frozen pic, no sound….(if you’re with weaklink)…but I do agree, from a females perspective…Keys to the VIP is a stupid show and the guys on the show are complete idiots…which is where it gets sad because there are obviously plenty of people out there that actually like and watch this garbage….that’s what keeps it on.
what is this ‘splice’?
Life Sucks – I think you should go and start a profile on our Halifax Kinky site. Maybe you can work out some of your sexual frustrations there, instead of here.
ha ha ha…no kidding Andy. Life sucks has been one horny bitcher lately.
Huh?
cranky, it’s the little coax box with one input and two outputs.
they hooked one output to their modem (meaning eastlink) and the other picks up the channels that are FREE over the airwaves…. for the time being at least.
I think that’s what they were referring to…
anyways, if you have high speed, you don’t need cable anyways.
every station has their shows viewable right from them or you could always torrent.
free is better when you don’t have to complain about it.