To a certain cab company who’s name is synonymous with gambling: thanks for leaving me stranded in Bayer’s Lake for over AN HOUR AND A HALF on a Sunday night. I even called back and politely asked when the car might show up and was told “I was at the top of the list” but “there was no one in the area” – even though I saw TWO of your cars during that time. What a pile of horseshit! I don’t like calling two companies to see who shows up first – out of courtesy’s sake…maybe I should start.
This article appears in Aug 28 – Sep 3, 2008.
Don’t talk to me in caps – I’ll sue you so fast..
oh, oh, I take back my first comment……got a better one……Coyotex, SUCK MIKE HUNT!
Right back at ya, Mr. Shit — err, uh, poop…
Oh, and if anyone wants to suck Mike Hawk….
poop’s a lady
I heard that Mike Hawk bathes in the bathroom sinks at the QEII…
Oh, buuuurn. That one hurt, cunty. You cut me deep. Now get the fuck back on topic and STAY there, or i’ll sue the pants right off you.
Hey! That was a double hijack. That’s a serious infraction, sockpuppets. Don’t make me call Tim. Now let’s get back to mocking Coyotex.
Well, I think Coyo should hook up with a Ginger type and organize a march down to ‘The Coast’ HeadQuarters for a good old fashioned protest.
Lets help them out with some ideas for poster/signs…..I’m less than an hour away from vacation so I really can’t come up with anything witty, but I’m sure Miranda/Floyd/Qwert can come up with something…….
I’m on your side, Coyotex. I for one am tired of the silly shenanigans around here. I say we bring a class action suit against everyone. We could go halfsies…..whattaya say?
How long have you been taking cabs in this city? That’s what you should have been doing from the start. That’s what everyone I know does. One of my friends actually calls 2 or 3 companies and he tells them that he called other and the first one to get to him is the one that gets his business. 5 minutes, all 3 at his door.
NB: Coyotex doesn’t have any “real” friends. Those referred to in his post are imaginary and are included for illustrative purposes only…
Floyd, I guess you haven’t learned. I’ve already submitted a request for you to be deleted off this site, now I have to legally do it. The Coast, you left me no choice. A Lawyer will be in touch with you.
SUCK A BIG FAT ASS, Coyotex!
Coyotex, I guess you haven’t learned. Free speech is still a right, and slandering fake name sock puppets is still not a crime.Try, just try, suing The Coast. Your 2 bit country bumpkin barely passed law school lawyer will more than have his work cut out for him, and you won’t have the sweet sweet veil of secrecy cloaking you anymore, either. Bring it on, tough guy.Please ban Coyotex. Right now.
CAN WE GET THIS FUCKING THING BACK ON FUCKING TOPIC?!?!?THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha, is this guy for real? Please tell me this guy’s not for real.Because if he is for real, i think he’s got to be the biggest loser i’ve never met. For real.’you said i had no friends, so i’m going to tell on you and get you in big trouble mister’Haha, Holy crap. Thank you Coyotex. I really needed a good laugh this afternoon.
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, Coyotex. I just soiled my keyboard, you pompous tool. I’m going to sue your ass for the cost of cleaning these cookie crumbs from between the keys. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer, buddy.
*Tim’s phone rings* and wakes him from his afternoon nap…….
Oh, and i love how C. Mike Hunt really wants this thread back on topic, but adds absolutely nothing whatsoever. Nothing but a few words typed in caps, bringing extra attention to just how fucking annoying he really is. Thanks, guy. Really, you’re a gem.
I have my protest chant ready to go:”Hey hey!Ho ho!Internet fake name sockpuppet slander has got to go!Hey hey…”and so on. I came up with that myself.Floyd, show your face buddy. You better not be banned or you’re grounded, mister.
Hey Hey!Ho Ho!Coyo Suck my fuckin’ choad!
OMF that’s what I get for taking the afternoon off work to catch some rays… WTF… Coyo gone Legal…??? Now that is funny… And here I thought it was just the dog days of summer, that the site was slowing down…In case anyone needs to know, my legal team is Sockpuppet, Sockpuppet & Troll… They’ll be on this thing toot sweet in the AM… I hope they give the case to Troll… He just thrives on the courtroom drama that always goes hand-in-hand with this type of frivolous action…BTW, I think C means business since he spelled lawyer with a capital L.
Hey HeyHo HoFloyd’s not bannedSo suck on THAT, quailtard!I noticed the capital L. I think it was intended to strike fear in the hearts of the flamers.
Crazy. I have been debating calling both but haven’t out of courtesy. I may start, but I wonder, if people are doing that, and stopped, would the cab service improve?
I like to order from 3 or 4 pizza joints at the same time… I don’t tell the others… First one to the door I eat, and the rest, well sorry I guess I wasn’t that hungry after all. Better yet, lights out nobody home…
Damn I got to this interfight late. Is there anything left to punch or has all the shit been pounded out of Coyotex? Just asking 🙂
Swing away, BM. Swing away.
How about all us interweb sock puppets file a class action law suit against Coyotex for making us laugh so uncontrollably hard that we soil ourselves and are claiming for Dry Cleaning bills.
How much do you want to bet Cotex will be trolling for a first year Dal law student to rep him? Of course, he’ll have to pay her/him in Skittles and candy necklaces.
Just thought I’d drop in to call our pal Coyo a big sweaty friendless anus.I wonder what the call to his capital L Lawyer would sound like, exactly? “Hello, I’d like to sue a local newspaper.””OK. Why?””Umm they have this website and this guy floyd said I have no friends.”*click*
… And… an alternate version of said phone call…”Hello, I’d like to sue a local newspaper.””OK. Why?””Umm they have this website and this guy floyd said I have no friends.””Sure sounds great, we’ll need a retainer of $75K.” *click*
The coast, you got SERVED. By Coyo’s Lawyer.I just thought of that just now. It’s too late, isn’t it?Dang it.
Sorry, our taxi drivers were out doing a drug run when you called. Can’t have them driving sober!