Thanks so much to the woman who got on the bus the other day I really enjoyed the view of your bare ass flying right in my face as you swung into the seat. It made my day to see your freckled fat ass . I was so stunned by that that I failed to comment to your face so here it is, better late then never. Please next time were some undies ok? These are the only eyes that I have – thanks!
—Wanted to enjoy the scenery
This article appears in Feb 19-25, 2009.
My mom was in a “planetary orgasmic” store on Saturday and this guy in front of her in line bent over and she got an *awesome* view of about 6 inches of his hairy ass crack.
Don’t you just love when that shit happens? In a food store no less…maybe people just need to find pants that fit…or invest in a good belt (and or suspenders!). heh.
I notice women asses out as well as their bush. Just about every day of the week I see asses and bushes out especially on the bus with women wearing a mini skirt and no underwear. Also I notice lately women reek. I cant wait for summer to see what they wear then. Teenage girls dress better and dont smell like ass. There is no reason that a grown woman cant wash and dress herself in clothes that fit and not 10 sizes too small so that her muffin tops are hanging out.
A woman got on the 52 today, and when she sat down, not only did her ass almost fall out, she also farted.
I’d take the viewing of an ass over that smell any day.
Kitty— that’s who was staring down my crack! Didn’t know you were related. Just kidding… I’d really like to take the buses you guys take. When I take the bus, all I get is a boring ride. Oh, M, you kinda sounding like a perv. Just one guy to another. “teenage girls dress better and don’t smell like ass”? Creepy.
If your crack is that hairy, Dr F, find some pants that fit for the love of bunnies and cupcakes!!! LOL.
I honesty have never seen anyone wearing a mini skirt with no panties on a bus. (and if they do, aren’t they afraid of catching something off the seats? *shudder*) Maybe I’m just not paying much attention to female crotches, but the only thing I’ve ever seen is some ass crack with the occasional thong exposure and that’s usually in the summer. I see lots of muffin tops though, but those are everywhere, not just on the bus.
Maybe, like Dr. F, I’m not taking the same busses you guys are taking cause damn, bush on the bus, M?
I can’t say that I’ve ever encountered full on bush on the bus.
Miniskirt and no panties on the bus doesn’t happen often, but I’ve seen it. It’s nonexistant in the winter months. I just want to know how our culture got the idea that seeing bare ass was attractive, or acceptable.
I see far to many thongs sticking out of low rise jeans, mostly in the summer though of course. I’ve definitely wondered about the girls who wear super short skirts on the bus, even if they’re wearing underwear, they’re still generally thongs. I’ve seen some gross people sit on those seats…
Pretty Kitty. try sitting across from a woman who is wearing a mini skirt and no underwear. This happened 2 times on the #9, same time, same woman, same driver. If this is the way women think they can get a boyfriend then they have alot to learn. Also if a woman cant take the time to wash then it tells me she must have been brought up in a barn.
make a lewd gesture or say something lewd to her when you get off the bus if you see her again (or anyone in a mini skirt and no undies on).
That’ll probably get your point across. She very well might not know her bits are showing because unless she’s selling it, most women don’t put their front door crack on display (on a city bus, no less!).
Maybe she WAS selling it? (could explain the stench?)
Again with the “I See Hairy Bushes and Rotten Fishy Smelling Ladies Everywhere” Dude. Seriously, what’s with you?
Really, M, dude, you’re sounding really pervy. You obviously know and stare, so common sense would tell me that you don’t have stare into her stenchy vertical smile.
I dont see how sitting on the bus across from a woman with her bush out is pervy. It is quite noticeable with her legs open. Next time I am telling her to close her legs loudly enough for everyone to hear. At least black women wear clothes properly and act with common sense. DUDE.
This is kind of off topic, but if you notice someone’s fly is down, does it make you seem like a perv if you mention it? I mean it makes it seem like you took a good look at their crotch as soon as you saw them, when really it can be very obvious just at a full body glance. This happened to me lately, when someone got on the elevator with me and I noticed, but I didn’t want to say anything because I didn’t want him to think I was checking him out.