You let someone from work stay with you until his utilities got hooked up which was very nice of you. It was only 3 days, though so don’t act like you’re a fucking martyr… especially since it was all your husbands idea. Then you come to work and complain to EVERY SINGLE person in the office that your houseguest had a bowel movement in the washroom and then lit a match hoping to disguise the smell. On and on and on you went about the smell, how stupid it was to light a match and how you didn’t want to go in there the rest of the day. Did you expect him to use the front lawn like a dog? Did you really have to discuss this with all of his co-workers? Geez, at least he tried something to cover the smell. I suppose your shit doesn’t stink, does it? Well, I know what does. I notice that you leave your work shoes at work (like a lot of us do) but you leave yours tightly wrapped in not one but two bags and with a bottle of foot spray. I sent an e-mail to everyone in the office offering $50 to anyone that would dare to do a 10 second deep inhale into your shoe bag. So far no one has made it past 5 seconds without gagging but it sure makes for some funny nicknames for you. Can’t wait to see you after your little vacation is over, Funky Feet. —Payback’s a bitch, bitch
This article appears in Jan 27 – Feb 2, 2011.
Wow – you folks at the Water Commission sure do know how to fill your workday. Lemme guess, you think it’s hilarious to put late payment notices in a bowl of jello?^^^ *Narf*
matches work really well…beats the smell of poo and flowers
I would think the people at the Water Commission would be used to the smell of human feces. LOL. OP, tear open the bag and throw in a match. Oh wait, that would burn down the office….then you’d all be unemployed. Not a good idea. Hmm….what to do with those shoes? There has to be something creative.
OP..you have as much extra time on your hands as the person you’re bitching about. But where I work I’ve heard worse and more childish shit.
paingirl-sis has got it right. Sprays don’t rid fecal odours, they just accompany them. (Don’t even get me started on the health issues from breathing all the toxins they contain.) But matches are VERY effective at removing fecal odours. We’ve used them for decades for the purpose. Lighting a match or two is actually the SMARTEST way to rid the smell. Matches don’t work at all with stinkfoot though. Apparently neither do foot sprays. It’s amazing what proper hygiene will accomplish though.
the wooden ones work the best, but don’t flush them if you have a small intake valve on the head…sorry pa
“I sent an e-mail to everyone in the office offering $50 to anyone….”
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Sandalwood candles. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2…
i can’t use candles the cat catches his tail on fire^^true story
Silly pussy! Actually, dogs will do this too.
Right about the flushing too. Matches don’t get flushed. They accumulate in an ashtray.
..and from there it’s just a short scary step to:
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pg,Oc. Really? My dog loves a fire, and has never burned himself, close on a couple of occasions but never burned 😉
it was his brother that lit his tail on fire, he didn’t even notice…no damage. our house is so small and me spazing out is bad enough…so it’s tea lights way up high during power outages. if i had a fire place i would be very happy
My lil mauchau (kitty!) stays away from candles completely….he sees the flickering light, goes toward it, sniffs the air near it and his eyes close and he darts the other way :)! Too smelly for him I guess!
HAHAHA I *love* that kitty face, melectric! They smell something they don’t like and they’re all “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?” and they run away. It’s like the biggest kitty stink eye ever 🙂
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gee, that sounds like such a fun place to work at. maybe you should hire the person in the bitch over this one. i’m sure they would love to work around a bunch of immature fucking idiots.
someone said water comm., no, more like fucking city hall, with all the assholes running about, doing fuck all, and bitching all day about something fucking stupid, like this bitch.
by the way o.p., what makes you this this person will ever read it here?
it’s true though it’s like they have a second there where they have to think about it before bolting….
hmmmm…. do I hate this smell????
YES, RUN AWAY…
I also can’t use candles because whatever ‘gas’ etc fromt he combustion process gives me a raging headache…until a lovely older woman mentioned that bees wax doesn’t give off those fumes & I should give it a try. She was right & there’s nothing IMO that smells as nice as the warm honey scent you get from real beeswax candles…that for awhile now, I make myself.
ON topic…matches work better than anything else ! What’s grosser than ‘shit +flowers’ ? -shuuudddddeerr-
If this b!tch is factual there are enough identifiers in the message that I can’t wait for the SH!T to hit the fan when the offended parties read it.
we can only hope…i guess. sounds like a great place to work, if you’re on candid camera
okay o.p., here’s the deal, i stick my nose in bag, inhale for 10 seconds or more. you give me 50 bucks, right so far?
here’s a better deal, i stick nose in bag, inhale 10 seconds or more for free, but, when finished, you stick your nose between my ass cheeks for 2 seconds, and i’ll give you 5o bucks. sound fair to you guys here. let me know o.p., we will all be waiting for your answer, if you aren’t chicken, and a big mouth asshole.
Jeeeze suckster, there’s probably loads of pro-hoes who’d sniff your crack for 40 bucks if that’s your thing! Methinks yer gettin’ ripped off:P
Wow, that was a complete waste of time reading this bitch. OP and OP’s martyr need to grow up.
‘Smelly’ bitches seem to be popular lately.
i think the subject of this hilarious bitch posted in these comments. There’s one comment that sort of stands out as a real chick scorned ^_^
but never mind that.. i fucking hate gossipy bimbos in the workplace. Give the bitch hell!
“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”
Tits or GTFO op
lolololol