To the degenerates who pelted me (and likely others) with an egg this evening (and to all other degenerates I’ve had the misfortune of sharing this planet with): I will never be able to find you or seek vengeance (and I am lucky that it wasn’t a bullet, knife or other lethal weapon), but I can hope that you will either contract a debilitating, painful STD or, better yet, that you’ll develop an incurable terminal illness that leaves you immobile, penniless, unloved and alone. Of course, it’s a toss-up between that and imagining that the car you were driving tonight slammed into a post, leaving your bodies shattered and unrecognizable, not unlike the eggs currently drying on the sidewalk. I have put up with a lot in my time and said nothing, but this instance was the proverbial straw. —The Camel
This article appears in Mar 8-14, 2012.
Eggs again? WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE PEOPLE!
Think very carefully about wishing an incurable, terminal illness on anyone you bloody stupid child, expecially for something as easy to walk away from as an egg. Sure you’re furious; I was when it happened to me. I’d even be only to happy to grant you 15 minutes of “quality time” with the perp and then treat you to a Guinness afterward were it within my power to do so. But if you can’t or won’t settle a problem with your dukes; don’t go crying to karma or carcinoma. The former is pussy and latter, beneath contempt.
It was an egg, ya’ fucking baby! Really!
I wish I was there; better, that I was there AND had an egg… hitting you with it after you start crying about egg drying on the sidewalk… (WTF?!)
because getting aids is a relatively fair punishment for throwing an egg….
OP if it makes you feel any better at all, throwing that egg is about as interesting as their lives will ever get.
Almost makes me feel bad about posting the “six-shooter” in the next bitch down…………ALMOST.
You have every right to be pissed off OP.
learning more and more that this isn’t civilization..
it’s just a chaotic, concrete jungle filled with gibbons who’re happy they have opposable thumbs they can stick up their rectums.
speaking of rectal gibbons…
I should be able to make the upcoming summit.
Splattered egg = wishing somebody dead – your brain is sunny-side down, Camel Toe.
i hope this ob is a metro transit driver
Perhaps this bitch was written by a Hen and they are infuriated their little chicklet only got laid and not hatched……….. incubates my mind I tell you!
As unfortunate and scary as it was I am sure you don’t really believe they should be dead because of it?
I am sure it was scary though and that is what these people don’t realize.
AHAHA oh zed. You say that NOW. But when the time comes around, you’re a no-show. 🙁
this sounds like a rant from one of the striking metro drivers, hey, if it is, looks good on ya. too bad it wasn’t a big sack of shit.
Hey, OB, you smell like manure!
Fucking trolls.
Purple monkey dishwasher.
Makes you wish you had a rock in your hand so you could smash them in the face with it, doesn’t it? Stand there laughing as their vehicle explodes into a fireball? But don’t sweat it – they’ll be dead in a few years from an overdose or they’ll get beaten to death in a back alley because they threw something at someone they could not get away from. It’s not as if they are ever going to amount to anything and be productive members of society. You win.
What’s with the egg throwing? There’s been a few bitches on this topic. Reason #571 that I enjoy living in the beautiful Annapolis Valley.
weird eh, critter guy? eggs have so many wonderful uses, seems a waste to use them as assault weapons
…especially when there are so many really good assault weapons on the open market.
http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011…
eggaxctly^^