I always wanted you. Literally. I tried not to show it. You were my soft spot. You were my best friend. I don’t know what changed, but you banged me senseless (bareback). You said you wanted me. I loved it. You used me. You discarded me. You broke me. I was nothing to you all along. I’m so embarrassed. Disenchanted. —Now I Kinda Want to Sleep with All Your Friends to Spite You
This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2010.
Sounds like a Nickelback song.
“You used me. You discarded me. You broke me.” sounds like eraser by NIN.
Girls should know that fucking dudes friends is hardly as much of a piss off as you think, especially if you were just fucked once and discarded like a cum rag. That just makes you a fool and a whore at the same time.
Sounds like another gay guy got burned. Welcome to life, people only look out for themselves.
Can we please have a moratorium on the over-use of the term “douche-bag”?
Clearly I missed the reality TV show/episode of The View etc etc that brought this ridiculous term into the lexicon, but its ubiquitousness on this forum is becoming very annoying.
No-one can even really define it, other than to say “YOU’RE one! see? SEE?!” or post a link to some equally stupid YouTube video.
I guess it is a term used by females to describe men that they are angry with, usually an ex or someone they dated? It can’t be TOO BAD a thing to be because, after all, one doesn’t become an “ex” without first being a “current”, does one?
Maybe it’s a term coined by the gay community? I guess a “douche bag”, including the applicator etc etc IS a pretty unpleasant thing at times…like calling someone a “used toothbrush” or a “fucking piece of bloody dental floss”..?
Still, it’s not much of a putdown, not really. It’s a douchebag…it made your vagina sparkling clean, why all the hate?
Frosty stop being such a used green bin liner.
neville_sanzibar, you hit the nail on the head. He’s not going to care if you bang all his friends because you got the “bang and bolt.”
Sounds like he just wanted a piece of ass, got it and now has no desire to be your “friend” because he conquered you. I hate to say it, OP, but he never really was your friend — you were just a conquest.
sometimes guys think someone is “unattainable” or whatever so they end up becoming friends with the person almost by accident and then once they do end up having sex with the person they feel so disgusted by the situation that they don’t feel right around the person… or atleast I did this one time. haha
Maybe the OB was just plain bad in bed.
Actually the poster who goes by “Life Sucks” is a douche-bag. There’s no analyzing it, he just is.
you really think so agnes, at least i have things to do, and time to do them. and who the fuck are you. methinks you are that troll creature, back under a new persona.well best of luck to you, from one douchebag to another bigger one, that from your pic, appear to be. goddam, get a fucking grip on life. life may suck for some, but it does you, in spades.
or are you the person writing this bitch? if so, then i really pity your pathetic fucking life.
@Bad Mr. Frosty
Source: Wikipedia
Douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s. The term refers to a person with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.
The two mistakes made here were 1) having sex with a *best friend* and 2) banging him bareback. Whatever you do don’t make the third mistake by sleeping with all of his friends. Just sayin’ is all.
I hope your best friend fuck buddy presented you with a somewhat recent STI (including HIV) test result to justify barebacking? Do you know what a window period is? May I suggest you use a condom before you become a disgusting, infected, transmitter of potentially life-threatening disease? Why are people, in this day, so STUPID/LAZY about safe sex?
Hey OP, I’m actually good friends with the guy you’re talking about, and I agree, he is a fucking loser. So where and when do you want to meet up?
This happened to me. It was, and remains, the most hurtful thing a “friend” has ever done to me..but I know that if our relationship had ended any other way, I would always be hung up on a person who didn’t want or care about me. Most importantly, I would never have met “the one”. Believe everything happens for a reason.