To the moron or morons that use the #7 hwy at night and drive the whole way with your high beams on: you bug me. To the people in their SUV high trucks that pull up real close behind me at stop signals: you bug me as well. Yeah, while I’m at it, to the people that drive pick ups with their pets tied or loose in the back, let me take you for a drive sometime while you’re in the back. Morons! —Mighty Bitch
This article appears in Dec 30, 2010 – Jan 5, 2011.
Legitimate beeves, especially the last one. Grrrrroooooooooo!
I mainly drive a car lower to the ground than most, a lil sub compact. Now I know it might be my position on the road but alot of headlights are dangeroulsy bright. I would almost prefer the older bulbs on high beams than some of the newer bulbs on low.
As for the doggy in the back of the truck, as long as they aren’t freezing, are kenneled or tied, I have no problem with it.
I hate those gigantic trucks and SUVs. I wish the ‘get the fuck out of my way because I’ve got a big fucking honking vehicle’ peckerheads who drove them would buy a proper penis pump instead.
i agree o.p., i agree. and the last part, moreso.
Spot on TTFN girl! You pretty much always say what I am thinking. And I always think -genital size deficiency syndrome- whenever I see those monstrosities! Silly men! It’s what is between the ears that matters, not what is between the sheets! Or in the case of vehicular falsies, what is between the bumpers!
I know what you mean with those newfangled headlights Walter! It’s like they have high beams on all the time! I don’t get how these are legal and becoming the norm. When driving at night and someone behind me has these retarded lights, I have to flip my rear view mirror down and use my hand to cover my side mirror…like seriously, why do these exist?! Yeah, you can see more but everyone else on the road can see less!
To be fair to both genders, women monstrosity drivers are equally capable of defiency syndrome.
Walter and melectric make valid points. I wonder how the retina laser headlights are even legal. Surely the road safety of the collective and not the individual should be the first priority.
I agree with the headlights comments – they’re evil, and I agree that the majority of those in the beastly SUVs certainly have deficiency issues… the boyfriend drives one, I hate it, and since he’s perfectly acceptably sized (ha ha), and I’m slowly talking him into the next vehicle being smaller. Though, I must admit, it is handy some days… for him, he wanted tons of space for hockey gear, golf clubs, camping shit, etc, etc. Aaaaannnd this is why I drove a mini 😀
For all of you who get pissed about full size trucks etc… I am not about to appologise for my truck. I need it to do my job & without it I wouldn’t have my job…or be able to run my business without it.
So no appology from me.
I also own a car, I use it when i don’t need my truck, because it gets about the same distance I get in my truck from a full tank of gas…but it costs about $40.00 to fill the car & $ 120.00 + to fill the truck. So it is cheaper to drive the car than the truck…unfortunately try putting 3000 lbs of equipment & tools in that little 2006 pontiac & I’m positive the tires would BLOW, that’s if it didn’t rip the transmission out of it trying to drive away….I have another question…my trailer loaded, is about 9000 lbs give or take a couple hundred…how am I to get that to & from driving a little 4 cylinder shitbox ?
So you who are pissed about full size vehicles, might want to rethink (or maybe actually think for the first time) why you see full size vehicles out there.
MANY OF US NEED THEM !
The thing is, More, that there are a lot of shitheads out there who drive unnecessarily large vehicles. i.e. They have no practical reason to drive a vehicle of that size.
I just scraped a Mini out of the grill of my suv. I think I saw a cyclist in there too.
You can’t tell me that every person who drives a big honking truck or SUV in this burg uses it for business, More. City people buy these horrific monster mobiles for status and the ‘look at me’ value, not for practical use. In fact, it doesn’t make a lick of sense why anyone living in the city (who doesn’t use it for a business) would want such a fucking gas guzzler.
The main reason I hate the fuckers is because if my small car got hit by one, I’d be a TTFN Pu-Pu Platter. At the very least, I’d get a front bumper stuck in the eye.
My dad drives a Navigator and my step mom drives an expedition…lol. Neither have issues with their genital size I hope. But both need it for business (luxury transportation). So on the outside to anyone, they would like a city asshole in a spotless un-marked huge ass vehicle, but they need them. But both are very good drivers.
My pet peeve is when a big truck or SUV pulls up next to me coming out of a parking lot (like Tim’s) – and can easily see over my car – so why they need to pull up to clearly make the oncoming traffic invisible is beyond me – I think those people have some kind of little-man-big-truck-syndrome.
unless your pet is caged it should not be sliding around the back of your truck. yeah, i saw you, arsetard with your empty cab and the terrified shepherd lurching around in the back…not kosher at all
Watch out guys, PG has an angry! 😛
Totally justified angry too, painey… grrrrrr…..
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I hate it when dickheads own animals! That’s so sad painey-sis!
I never said ‘everybody’ needs large vehicles , I said many of us have no choice.
If I could get away with not owning a 3/4 ton truck i guarantee you I wouldn’t own one. Gas is expensive & it takes a lot of fuel to keep it on the road especially when you work away like I do, Lunenburg for over 6 weeks this year, New Minas for over 2 months this year, I was in Cape Breton for 2 weeks etc… loaded with gear & many times I towed the trailer. The amount I spent on gas according to my book keeper is close to 7 grand, my car’s fuel was about 2000… & there’s no mistaking my truck gas receipts for my car receipts, I haven’t got 1 receipt for less than 60 dollars for the truck , most are fill ups, & a lot more than that….my car’s are mostly 20 to 30 !
If i had it my way I would pay the extra for a hybrid car & one of these
http://www.zeromotorcycles.com/zero-s.php
~:)…causer I may be old…but i’m still a kid at heart .
Welcome to HRM, where these meatheads think they are the only ones on the road; gone are the days of common courtesy being ever-present.
There aren’t as many trucks and SUV’s here as there are in northern BC/Alberta. I also don’t see many trucks with pets in the back here either. Imagine seeing a dog in the back of a pick up truck in -20 C weather and you know the driver won’t be back out of that fast food restaurant for another 10 minutes. Pretty brutal I must say.
just so you folks know.
http://www.mackdumptruck.net/giant-trucks-…
but ttfn, those giant airbags you got would save you, nough said.
…keep her knees from getting bruised ,at any rate. >; )
I keed, I keed, Ivan keed because he love.
This is how I imagine our TTFN…
http://www.jonathanmeades.com/joebuilding_…
She’s taller than I imagined…
Hate the idiots with the high beams, animals loose in a truck bed, and those who hold their rats on their laps while driving. “What’s that bloody mess, Dad?” “Oh that’s just the aftermath of a rat being squashed against the windshield”. “But Dad, don’t they love their pets?”. “Apparently not.”
The interweb adds about 6 inches. *troz*
BT: I just lol’d all over the keyboard!
Ivan: That’s just silly!
Any retard who drives around with their pet in the back of their pickup caged tied or free, is unfortunately not worth the bullet.
As for high beams… It sure sucks when you get them in the face, but, people flash their high beams to indicate that I should dim my lights all the time. My high beams are never on in these cases, and I don’t have fancy aftermarket bulbs, just factory chev headlights.
I don’t drive a gas sucking monster vehicle, and would cry at the thought of gassing up such a pig. It seems to me the bitch is about how people drive them, not about wether people should drive them. If companies make them and advertise them, people will buy them, all we need to do is learn how to drive them curtiously, no problem then right.
Buy a reverse light and have it toggle-switch-operated by you.
I never thought I could use the ol’ Double Dees as side airbags but now that I know, I’ll have to make sure the ol’ boulder holder is spring-loaded for quick release.
Boulder-holder is one of the funniest things I’ve heard this year! HAHAHAAA! Thanks TTFN!
Over the shoulder, boulder-holder. Giggity.
Stephen Harper…. You may want to have your lights checked…often people will think you have high beams on if your headlights are set to high.
You can check them yourself, just drive up close (say 10 ft ) from a garage door or a wall on a level grade, turn on the lights.
If the beam hits level or higher, they need to be adjusted down.
Simple.
Do you boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs, hang, low?
thanks for the larf rosie and the mr. walken avatar. love that flick^^
rosie sweetie, you are a poet, but don’t yet know it.
roughboy.net/p=507
I always pictured our TTgal as that lovable little cartoon momma who appeared in Easyriders magazine of yore, Miraculous Mutha! (hope the link works)
Rats! The link didn’t work!
is this the one? http://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/mm1.jp…
Ha ha! That’s her!!
no insult intended but that’s what i found when i googled^^
That’s her! No insult intended on my part either. MM is one righteous, outspoken, independant lady, ready for anything, a big fat doob never far away.
Walken in a winter wonderland… how could I resist?!
‘Tis indeed a quite excellent pun. 🙂