Dear 9/11 Truther man (and lackeys, no evil person gets away without some help from their friends): You were all out in full force on Spring Garden road today, spreading your message of truth, honesty and transparency in government; through the tried and tested method of yelling at me, and shoving my girlfriend out of the way.
Ok, yes, I admit, I tore your poster off the pole and maybe that wasn’t all that cool, but really, I have no desire to read your clap-trap whilst enjoying the sunshine and my lady’s company.
I wrote this, because, I’ve been thinking about our encounter all day and something about it has stuck with me. You’ve taught me something today, Mr. Truther man. Something very important, that my father never could. You really affirmed the notion that assholes are everywhere and left me feeling fine, in that. I hope you had a wonderful day, and many people come to your rally… (well, not really, but I hope the sun was nice). —Disgruntled and Startled Ginger
This article appears in Mar 29 – Apr 4, 2012.


Sounds like that ultra religious Christian dude with curly hair who stands on a soap box asking questions of people and then laughing at their answers.
Why did you tear the guy’s sign? That’s some nasty aggression, bud.
I hope you slapped the hot pocket out of his hand when he shoved your GF. Did he look like this, by any chance?
http://funnydemotivationalposters.com/uplo…
“Sounds like that ultra religious Christian dude with curly hair who stands on a soap box asking questions of people and then laughing at their answers.”
You mean, this guy?
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/…
“blessed are the cheesemakers”
Nah, the dude I’m talking about looks more like Giant Ochai.
He would have been able to rehang his poster using his teeth as staples, if he layer a hand on anyone who was with me, especially my wife.
I love gingers!
you want the real truth o.p., well you can’t handle the real truth. you and all the gullible suckers around the world, fall fr this gubment shit everyday. yes, 9/11 was a put o deliberate act of warfare, but not from where they said it came from. people hiding in caves, do not fly planes. and the fact remains, how did the mayor of n.y., get the fuck out, before this shit happens. truth is, he was called away by some gubment honcho, and bush, in his stupidity, sits in a classroom, posing with an upside down book. this was all staged, believe it or don’t.
my take on the whole thing, and i have some proof to what i’m gonna say here now. is that the u.s. want iraq for a first strike nuclear center. they have been trying for years to get their nukes over there, and old saddam said no, repeatedly. why else would you go after a madman like osama, and then ferret out saddam. don’t make any sense, seeing as he wasn’t the one, that was sposed to send those nutjobs to their deaths.
and if you want to believe all the shit any gubment wants you to, then their job is done. and all the little fools will follow anything that is said from now on. open your fucking eyes people, and your fucking brains. just do the math and look at it logically from an outsiders standpoint. don’t swallow alll the bullshit you have been fed for years, by big brother.
The real truth OP, is that evidently the city has someone on payroll whose job it is to drive from pole to pole and take this shit down. Whattarya, some kinda scab ?
*shakes donut crumbs off of CUPE windbreaker and considers sending e-mail to shop steward but it’s almost break time and those birds ain’t gettin’ any angrier.*
It must all be true – he saw it on a web page! X-D
Truthers are the only people I know that can believe without question that little gray aliens are working hand-in-glove with the Illuminati’s CIA/Mossad puppets to enslave our asses and control our minds through secret chemical spraying, but cannot (!)will not(!) even consider the possibility that their hero Ron Paul, a bitter, cynical, rich white establishment kook from BFN Texas could be nothing but a bigoted old racist prick.
Cut back on the weed, dude. It’s making you wayyyyy too paranoid.
good one speck, though i thought the aliens were green http://arealiensreal.org/blog/wp-content/u…
Is that the alien that Captain Kirk banged PG?
that’s herself, i had a thing for spock
Not so , nerds and nerdettes. The green Orion slave girl(Susan Oliver) only appeared in the first pilot with Jeffrey Hunter as Captain Christopher Pike. It was later used in the 2 part episode “The Menagerie” as defence evidence in Spock’s court martial. Kirk only got to watch her on screen.
This will be on the mid-term
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/279…
I like Uhura
damn you commander nerd^^do i have to give my badge back?
So he never got it on with her Ivan? Not even implied? Eddie Murphy lied to me.
Keep your badge Painey. We mark on the curve hereabouts
Kirk may (possibly implied) have gotten it on with this little green minx:
http://scifisizzle.com/imagegallery/images…
who also played Batgirl. Later in the episode she blowed up real good.
Eddie Murphy tell a lie? You mean he wasn’t actually giving that crack-trannie a lift because he was worried about her being in a sketchy neighborhood after dark. My faith in human goodness just took another shot to the noots. >: (
OMG
am I the only one who is turned on by all this trekkie talk?
Ivan- extra credit if you can translate Uhura’s name…
“Freedom” in Swahili
Back in the day, you could get an ugly old gown at the salvation army store, pin a fern in your hair and carry a lime for a great ‘star trek alien chick’ costume.
An Adida’s jogging suit top and masking tape pointed ears got me first runner-up in my Jr. High Halloween costume contest.
just because somethings labeled ‘a conspiacy theory’…doesn’t mean it doesn’t contain grains of the truth !
Ah, so there were multiple foxy green chicks. Eddie didn’t lie. No comment on the tranny prostitute that he supposedly just was offering a helping hand to. I try not to give a shit about my fave celebs personal lives.
On a memetic aspect, Kirk is pretty much the granddaddy of Jack Harkness. Might be the other way around, what with the timetraveling and so on.
As for the Captain, he might not have had the occasion with the first pictured emerald beauty, but he did get this one.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v422/Art…
For shits&giggles, match up Truthers with Birthers, Illuminatis and MoonLanders. I’ll get the popcorn.
Gotta love people who say on one hand that Bush was stupid and his Cabinet were a bunch of incompetent idiots, yet on the other hand they were able to not only plan in a short time, ochestrate, and execute such a complex plan. You can’t have it both ways. People go on about the plane hitting the Pentagon, well it disintegrated. The Pentagon is not built like other buildings. It was design to withstand such hits (missles, tank rounds, bombs and the like) and actually did a good job. A little critical thinking and having knowledge of how things work show what happened, happened.
and the five sides let you do enfilading fire so the enemy will get caught in the crossfire…
Something’s gone horribly wrong, I agree with Bro Tim.
At least the Truthers set you free Ginger, I couldn’t handle the Truthers myself. Sounds like you met the whole Truther and nothing but the Truther, Truther be told.
you are one of the cleverest trevors i’ve ever not met
Disintegrated? Okay, now that is funnier than Eddie Murphy joking about Captain Kirk fucking a green bitch.
Maybe when everything was happening on 9/11 Dick Cheney just said, “Let Spock handle it.”
Adidas track-suit?!
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/…
It appears this thread has unravelled. Purple Monkey Dishwasher.
Yup, in Blue. I was pretty fly for a fat little white dude in Buddy Holly glasses.
If you believe a modern aircraft can totally disintegrate on hitting a building…even a reinforced building, I’ve got the ownership papers for both HAlifax Harbour Bridges & i’ll sell either or both of them to you for a few hundred dollars !Let me know where you want to meet.
The landing gear on a modern aircraft isn’t going to disintegrate on impact or from a fire as low temp as AV gas &/or a building burning, it could be completely destroyed, but the wreckage of that destroyed aircraft would still exist….unless Marvin the Martian takes time out of his busy schedual studying Venus to come down here with his disintegration ray gun, there would definately be pieces of aircraft found. Or he could decide to use his a Illudium Q36 explosive space modulator to blow up the earth… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z40AsPaktzw ….then we’d be in a completely different situation.
If that building was hit by something & nothing was left, it would be much more likely a missle, than an actual aircraft full of people…& where were the bodies ?
They completely disintegrated as well ?
Not bloody likely !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVz5vhNvskk
Hope you’ve been paying municipal tax on your bridges.
What sort of missile? Fired by whom? From where?
I just watched the video & could see pieces of the wing survive, other wreckage shooting up in the air. I never said it wouldn’t be destroyed….I said IT WOULDN’T COMPLETELY DISINTEGRATE & THAT VIDEO HAD WRECKAGE VISABLE… look closer.
Smashed into small pieces isn’t disintegrated…reduced to the molecular scale, that’s disintegrated !
As to the missle comment, even they leave small pieces of wreckage, completely disintegrated happens in cartoons, not in airplane crashes !
Also
THe other great part about my bridges are they are completely tax free…I’m just tired of them ,that’s why I’m willing to let them go so cheap. Interested a few hundred dollars & they are yours ? I’m even willing to sell it to you without the Commissionaire contract you can then hire your own minimum wage monkeys to sit at the tolls ~;p
The plane that hit Pentagon wasn’t completely disintegrated either. Seats, the nose wheel and part of the nose cone were recovered.
So tell me, if it was a missile, who launched it? Did “rogue elements” in the U.S. Military target their own headquarters. I once heard an occupier try to justify that theory by stating “American soldiers fragged their own officers in Nam, man so it’s not that hard to believe…” LMFAO
It also had an alien spaceship in the background too if you look closely…
it de-cloaks for just a flash… barely noticeable… to get the missile out of the range of its shields…
Thank god they haven’t figured out the Klingon’s secret to firing while cloaked or we would never have known they were behind it!
And the Hindenburg was sighted in the vicinity because it didn’t really explode at Lakehurst; it was actually used for further tests in the Philadelphia Experiment. No wait, that was actually Michael Moore caught in mid-fap as the Pentagon burned. My bad >: (
No, the Hindenburg was successfully staged at a mid-day David Copperfield show taping.
He has it safely stored in his museum.
true story.
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/9/…
Where were the bodies Col ?
Even flight 93 had debris spread out all over. The initial report was it hit the ground in a quarry, but further investigation showed it came apart in mid air, yet they still found an engine, & other large parts, consistant with it coming apart in the air & not from the entire intact aircraft impacting the ground, in 1 specific place.
http://911research.wtc7.net/planes/attack/…
IF peices of an aircraft are found 8 miles away, that’s consistant with breaking up while in the air, nor from impact & then pieces flying back into the sky & sailing along for 8 fucking miles !
There was no shortage of human remains at the Pentagon , both from Flight 77 and people in the building. In fact, I believe that the majority of remains were identified and buried (25 in a mass grave at Arlington). And I have been speaking about Flight 77 all along. There is no doubt in my mind that the Pentagon was struck by a hijacked airliner, commandeered by Saudi nationals acting on behalf of Al Qaeda. I probably wouldn’t be shocked to learn that Flight 93 was deliberately shot down in order to prevent further loss of life, but until someone in government or the military confirms it, it will only ever be an intriguing speculation.
I demand from conspiracy theorists the same burden of proof as I demand from religious types. Unfortunately both groups tend to confuse faith, prejudice and zeal with proof and that’s where tedium kicks in.
And since we’re in Halifax and the Titanic 100th anniversery, don’t forget she was swapped out for the Olympic.
And BTW stop watching Jesse the Body Ventura.
Apparently you all missed the first of Jesse Ventura’s new conspiracy show.
but but bro tim, the titanic was a love story. damn you james
very interesting point about the nose of pllane(?),being the first to hit, it would have gone poof, and that ain’t shit. yeah okay, they found a wheel and part of a motor, which has not been used since the sixties, by the way. if the wings sheared off as they say, then they should have been found, to date, no word of wings from said plane.
yeah, the gubments are good at creating bullshit, but take ahint from the movie,”men in black”. i believe that it is almost the truth that they say the gubments, creat more than a coverup, to cover up a cover up.
remember that the boys from the c.i..a., and the other black groups have had years to perfect their arts. and we all know, that no one in the states, is capable of telling any kind of truth. to all those that really want to look and see, there is a wealth of evidence,pointing to the lies that people have been told. easier to believe a lie, than the truth.
in my travels, i have seen and talked to many people from that day, and the stories do not, in any way, jive with what the gubment tells you.even their military can’t keep their mouths shut. there is just too much contrived bullshit, to believe anything other than the u.s. gubment, did indeed plan and carry out a massive scam, and killed a lot of people. the sacrifice of many, helps the wants of a few. the few, being gubment, and their flunkies. maybe bush didn’t know what was going on, he sits with an upside down book, in a school, remmember.
LS, and exactly where is this “evidence”
People say a missile hit the Pentagn because you can’t see the jet in the video. Well there is a very simple reason why it can’t be discerned in the video, it was going too fast to be captured on film.
First, the video camera is static, it doesn’t move.
Second, most cameras film at 32 frames per second.
Third, the plane was travelling at 500 knots (570mph) ot 836 feet per second, way too fast to be captured on film. Even at 250mph (388ft/sec), it’s still too fast to be caught on that camera.