Guy! Just because Conan said it’s a pick-up joint doesn’t mean you can try to fondle me while I’m inspecting my peaches. And in the checkout line, when I’m byiung gatorade, bacon and a Cheech & Chong movie…let me have this day! Find another location, location, location!

JC

This article appears in Jul 31 – Aug 6, 2008.

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  1. goodgaud almighty… was the perv strokin’ his cucumber whilst makin a play for your peaches??but seriously, are horny peeps really doing the pickup thing in the produce section? damn, i miss out on all the action.

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