This a commentary Bitch, hope you like it!
A family of three, Mom and Dan, and the Son, are on there way to Christmas Dinner at the Mom’s folks place. They get there and ring the doorbell. The door is answered by the Boys’ uncle and let’s them in with warm welcome. The second the boy see’s the Christmas he makes a run for it, finds a box with his name on it and tares the wrapping off. Inside. A shinny new cell phone. He runs to his day to show everyone, and asks, his uncle where the nearest outlet is and plugs it in. When the phone is halfway charged he turns it on. Looking questionably at the phone and proclaims,”there’s no bars. I can’t text my friends!” His Grandfather tells him,” We are to far in the country to get a single here”. So the boy plays with the phone until the battery runs ut. He proclaims,sadly,”My phone’s dead! How am I suppose to tell my friends about my new phone!” Granddad tells him there is in the kitchen he can used, so they go and Grandma joins them with a smile. The boy stood silent staring at it and says, ” Can i text on it?”, and his Granddad nods and walks over to the phone. While picking the phone he puts a finger in the hole with number one. The boys looks at the granddad, wonderingly,”I! can…text…on…THAT!” The Granddad nodes again and says, ” It just takes a little long.” -The Laughing Man
This article appears in Jul 18-24, 2013.


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crayons boy must have wrote this bitch!!!!!
What the fuck?
I have such little faith in humanity right now…
And if that’s been post-edited, ‘little’ is an overestimation.
Dafuq did I just read?
Terrible joke, did you steal it from “The Flying Cow” newspaper?
Wow, if the English language was an asshole, it just got raped.
I laughed until I stopped.
Grandpa must have been from the old country judging by his English.
This is why when you don’t purchase a unicorn when it is fully ripe, rainbows will not poop out properly because the cats that use fire hydrants as chopsticks to eat meatballs won’t work on Wednesdays.
Crayons is a girl, you illiterate spunkmonkey.
“Made me want to eat my own filth” – Mohammed the Wonder Pig
I must have missed it.
Where the hell was the joke in there, Keg?
All I saw was OP’s interesting use of the word ‘commentary’
and all the spelling and grammar errors.
I wish I knew a 12 year old;I would ask him/her to fix my computer.GRRR
I hope all that wrongness is some sort of grammar joke…*can’t compute…brain explodes*