To the leprechaun, pixie, or other mythical sprite who has been fucking shit up in my home for the last week, what did I do to incur your wrath?
First you download “Fuck My Dirty Shithole #6: Shithole’d Me She Was Horny” onto my computer and now you’re stealing clothes.
ENOUGH!
I will leave a gift of milk and sweet tarts in the closet. Take them. And leave me the fuck alone! —Born-Again Cryptozoologist
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.
That’s the theme song for Natal Day in Halifax this year! 🙂
I love this movie!
DUDE! I’ve been saying that there is a leprechaun following me around and stealing my shit for years!
Are you the same person who wrote God Awful – drinking too much?
If so, don’t worry the fucking pink elephants will stomp the leprechaun in a week – been there, done that – urm hick burp
methinks it is your evil twin doing this shit. i used to have a ghost, called not me, everytime something went missing, got fucked up or whatever, i asked people, and they always said it was not me. so now i have that ghost gone for now.
damn it basil… I was thinking the same thing.
It’s not a leprechaun, it’s the drunk version of you.
might want to switch to beer… the 151 is erasing your past all too quickly.
“Fuck My Dirty Shithole #6: Shithole’d Me She Was Horny”
Link please!