Has anyone else noticed the latest trend in Selfies, where people are taking selfies in bed, lying down on the pillow. If you need to take a photo of yourself, could you at least maybe get out of bed first? You must be so lazy you can’t even lift your head to take a picture? It’s almost as bad as those idiotic people who wear pajamas out in public! I wish I had been born in another era when we had culture and class. —Get out of bed and get a life
This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2015.


Since 1962, I cannot reference any form of culture or class… Maybe it all ended in ’61?
“What is up with all these 14 year olds?!”-
A nineteen year old
WHAT’S THE POINT?
“Has anyone else noticed the latest trend in Selfies, where people are taking selfies in bed, lying down on the pillow.” (sic – that’s a question) Get out of bed and get a life
What’s the point in taking a selfie? What’s going on or is anything going on beyond an exercise in mindless narcissism? The “latest trend,” taking one’s own picture of oneself in bed, merely underlines the mental vacuity of selfies in general. Nothing is going on. That is all the selfie has to say. Getting out of bed won’t make any difference.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
pictures taken when you are lying on your back smooth out any fleshy gobbets. not good for boob shots, but great for faces.
here’s another tip, for a picture that shows your hands, hold them upright, the veins empty and less visible. and prep H shrinks bags under your eyes. Vaseline on teeth makes sure dry lips don’t stick and make you look inbred.
Who cares? You care.
I blame the chive…
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/210…
Class and culture all ended when Moms stopped wearing hats and gloves to go shopping or their pearls to do the vacuuming and Dads stopped wearing fedoras and ties etc. Oy.
We’re all going to die you realize don’t you? Consider how important this is in the scheme of things.
An interesting point. Could you sketch out that “scheme of things” for us? For example, are YOU important in the scheme of things? Why/why not? And would you tell Willard (4:46PM) that he definitely NOT important in the scheme of things? Thanks.
Zeddy, your name is Willard?
Tough break.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuH…
? uh, no.
first rule around here is never bother to read montrealmans stupid shit.
He types a lot of words but rarely actually says anything.
Willard, I want you to stop that right now. You know as well as I do that you are unable to understand anything I say, including the present sentence. However I can understand that you (correctly) feel to be out of your depth. It must be hell being Willard.