Dear Movies: I love you.
I know sometimes you’re bad, sometimes you’re silly, often you’re a great way to spend a couple hours.
Lately though, you’ve been helping me get over the fact the Desert Princess has been gone for 4 months now, and there may be at least another 1 left before I pick her up at the airport.
I love that girl, movies. When she gets home I’ll bring her around to see you again. You were awesome that time she and I watched you.
God help me, I may bring her see Sex and the City 2, if it’s still around when she’s back. Probably I’ll download it and we’ll enjoy it at home while we get to know each other again and make up for lost time.
Thanks, Movies. You’ve been a good friend. See you again this week.
Yours truly,
—
Wheelie P
This article appears in Jun 3-9, 2010.
good stuff wheelie, i was wondering when your beloved was coming back to you
Not soon enough, but she’s worth the wait.
No woman is worth the wait. Hook up with as many different girls you can while you still can! Just don’t tell her.
Dirty and dishonest, yes, but hey, you only get one shot.
ah… q’s life philosophy.
very telling.
Very telling indeed.
Hopefully just internet posturing. I would hate to be so pessimistic to let that kind of balogna cloud my relationships.
and we know that doesn’t happen.
put that fucker in a box.
🙂
Just the reality of life, fellas – you’re both older than me and should know that by now! Especially you, zZz. No woman is worth the wait. You can wait wait wait all you want, but when you find out she’s being pounded doggy style every night by her ex-boyfriend she told you she hated, you’re going to regret turning down that cute blonde at the bar or your sister’s hot friend.
well that is a convincing argument… IF it’s true.
if not, then not so much.
In wheelie’s case though, I doubt it is…
Let’s hope not. Let’s hope we don’t soon see another “how dare you cheat on me and break my heart you bitch” Bitch.